Songfictions; Undertale Style

Take a Hint

A/N: don't play the video until I tell you to later in the story, or just set it at repeat and listen to it throughout the story, I don't really care.

Classic Sans walked into the living room where Edgy, Space, and Blue were sitting and playing cards.

"'sup?" Sans asked as he plopped himself onto the middle of the couch.

"OH, HELLO CLASSIC! EDGY, SPACE, AND I WERE JUST FINISHING A GAME OF UNO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY THE NEXT ROUND?" Blue asked as he set down his final card, a blue four.

"nah, 'm tired from dodging chara." Sans replied as his eye sockets shut.

"brat still ain't leavn' you 'lone?" Space asked as he shuffled the deck.

"I AM SORRY CLASSIC, I WISH I COULD HELP." Blue sat up and gave Classic a sad look.

Edgy laughed, "i don't, i think it's f******* hilarious!"

Space's eye sockets went dark, "there's nothing funny 'bout that demon following classic 'round."

At that exact moment, Chara popped into the room. Ever since they and Asriel shared their soul and both regained their bodies, Chara had gone for their more terrifying look with liquid void dripping from their eyes and mouth. They fit in better with monsters that way, but it was still incredibly disturbing for all the Sanses, Papyruses, and Frisks that came over. Chara crept up behind the couch and covered Classic's eye sockets, causing him to teleport off the couch with his left eye glaring cyan and yellow light.

"Hey Sansy! Do you wanna have a bad time with me? You know I'm always up for that." Chara said, their smile oozing black goop out onto their chin. They put their hands on their hips and wiggled them suggestively.

Sans forced himself to calm down, putting out the fire and returning his eye lights to normal, even if they were still a bit nervous looking, "welp, break's over. i gotta get back to work. see ya guys." Sans stuck his hands in his pockets and disappeared in a flash of blue light. Chara sighed and started jogging out of the room.

"Later boys! Call me if Sans comes back here." They called as they left.

Space threw down the cards, "that's it! i've had enough of them."

Blue nodded, "I AGREE, THIS HAS GOTTEN EVEN WORSE THAN WHEN WE INVITED LUST HERE FOR THE MOVIE NIGHT." The Sanses shuddered at the memory.

"this was funny, but i guess s'time to get 'em outta here fer good." Edgy shrugged. "what'll 'appen if they confuse one of us for classic?"

"BUT WHAT CAN WE DO? WE HAVE ALREADY ASKED THEM TO STOP THREE TIMES BEFORE!" Blue exclaimed.

Space snapped his phalanges, "gentleskelemen, i got us a plan. but ya ain't gonna like it." And so, project Take a Hint took form.

(Time skip brought to you by chocola-AAAAAAAAAHHH!

*Chara tackles author*

Chara: CHOCOLATE!!!)

Classic sighed in relief as he teleported into his house again, he lost Chara after going through Snowdin, Hotlands, Waterfall, and New Home twice! Needless to say, Sans didn't have enough magic to lift a paperclip after his final teleport. The skeleton walked into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator to look for some ketchup, but a plate of spaghetti fell out and splattered on Sans's shirt. As it slid off, leaving a bright red slash stain, memories of the Judgement Hall flitted through Sans's mind. paps'll have a panic attack if he sees this. Sans thought and slid off his jacket to remove his shirt. The skeleton put on his jacket again as he walked back to his room for a semi-clean shirt. Much to his surprise, not a single article of clothing was to be found in his room.