Keeping Up With the Kardashians

KUTWK SEASON TWO EPISODA TWENTY ONE PILOTS

KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON TWO EPISODA TWENTY ONE

>In an interview with Mr. Kim<

Mr. Kim: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW, YA LITTLE NOSY BRAT?!

Mr. Kim: But, for the sake of Australia's fame, I will tell you my master plan. >:-)

Mr. Kim: Realistically, most of my students remember me as a wonderful teacher-

The entire Sec I Poppy class screaming from the distance: PFFT SINCE WHEN YOU PUT US TO SLEEP INSTEAD YOU ARE MORE EFFECTIVE THAN SLEEPING PILLS OH GAWD

Mr. Kim: But, but, realistically, my lessons tend to be so good they fall asleep, because their bodies couldn't handle the greatness of me.

>Mr. Kim tries to flip his hair.<

>He realizes he has none.<

Mr. Kim: So my plan was based off that, realistically. Let me show you a presentation.

>Mr. Kim whips out laptop as old as fu<

>He somehow connects to the projector.<

Mr. Kim: So, my plan is to bore- I mean, astound so much that he sleeps, the now ex-president of United States, Donald Trump.

Mr. Kim: So I walked over to his office and I-

Interviewer: Wait, how did you go pass security?!?

>Camera breaks out of the fourth wall and zooms instead beside the interviewer, which shows the FBI standing there in generic spy-suits, holding a tape recorder.<

Mr. Kim: >tries to laugh<

Mr. Kim: >hacks up a hairball< That's because I'm old, of course! Anyone would let old people into anywhere.

>The channel switches over to the News Channel, making all the hoe- the people in the world groan out loud.<

News reporter: This just in! People have found out the secret to going anywhere, just by being old! Young people, even five-years-olds, are masquerading as old people just so they can attend future One Direction shows!

News reporter: Which is somehow!!! Possible!!!! >SCREEEECH<

News reporter: I quit this job! My true destiny lies in becoming an old person and attending more One Direction shows!!!!