MADGE has found out that MICK's brother and father are coming to Las Vegas. She isn't happy about it however MICK isn't thrilled himself!
MADGE: Oh, not Pete!
MICK: Yep!
MADGE: Not dopey Pete!
MICK: Yep!
MADGE: Not your brother Pete!
MICK: Listen Madge no matter what you say between "Not" and "Pete" doesn't change the fact that my brother Pete is coming to Las Vegas!
MADGE: Urgh not dopey Pete!
JANICE: What's he coming to Las Vegas for!
MADGE: Ha it's obvious isn't it!
JANICE: Is it?
MADGE: It doesn't take Jessica fucking Fletcher to work out what he wants!
MICK: Go on Madge what do you think he wants?
MADGE: He's heard I've come into money and he wants to bleed me dry!
JANICE: Oh, don't overact mam!
MADGE: There all the same the Garvey's! Penny pinching bastards!
MICK: Erm that's MY family your speaking about!
MADGE: And you're saying there not penny pinchers?
JANICE: Look let's give them credit! Things might be different this time! Maybe there not after money?
Meanwhile MICK's brother PETE is standing in a dark office surrounded by gangsters with guns! PETE is clearly intermediated as A man in a cowboy hat is depending money from him!
PETE: I don't have the money yet sir! Ah but don't, don't get mad! I'll have it to you in no time! I promise!
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BENIDORM - The Garvey's take Las Vegas
Hayran KurguBased on the Garvey family from Benidorm. Read this fanfiction which shows what happened when the Garvey's traded there sunbeds for the glamour's life of Las Vegas!