Primcesd pov; .
It was a sleepover party. Thank god. I get to see more of that sexy enigma-kun,,, i mean ew. I hate that ugly fart face. Hes icky and has cooties.
Chocolate was sleeping on my floor hugging his pancake, mcfuckin was outside glaring through the window, diaper and dip n dots are playing hide and go seek, and then theres enigma.
Hes sitting on my couch looking at me with a loving gaze. "primcesd." he said
"yes?" i ask "what is it dummy butt?"
"lets do it." he said
I blush "do what?!"
"steal all of dairy queens ice cream and naruto run to the moon for our first date of course." enigma said as if it were obvious
Oh. I thought he meant something else.
Suddenly mcfucking broke into the window "no you wont!!!!!!?!"
"what the fuck, theres a door." enigma said angrily
"u tryina steel me wifey, you meanie!!!" mcfucking said
"wait, your married!" enigma asked
"no we divorced right now." i, primcesd, said
"WHAT?! that isnt how it works?!?!?!?!?" mcfuckin said
"yes it is." said me and i grabbed enigmas hand
YOU ARE READING
the TRUE story of god
Non-FictionThis is me story if my the killer child OC, plz don't hate it took me so so sooooo much effrt
