Warning:
Before you decide to sit back and start reading whatever it is we have to share, know that these stories were made by imbeciles who has an IQ lower than gangster's pants. Also know that there are six of us, with that being said, it's safe to say we don't have the same structure of writing. Some of the writings goes from Shakespeare to 'what the balls did you just create? Is it even illegal to call this writing?' Nonetheless, try not to cringe at our complete idiocy and such.
Stories are practically what has happened to our lives or other stories we have heard of, if it does seem short to your opinion, don't worry we plan on telling you guys a lot of things. Example, walking around somewhere and seeing senpai. Chelsea has-probably shouldn't have said that for little Canada's (Sarah's) sake. Over all, these are just, as stated in the title, collections of stories. With six of us, you'll actually need to worry about our updating for we all are lazy druggies, especially Brianna-more likely she'll 'procrastinate' through most of her stories. You're possibly confused at some names being shot at you like arrows, yet you have no idea who the balls we are and what's our roles as a group. ("Hadassah, you're my friend, and I love you, but you're kinda being a big bag of d-cks right now. So if you could kindly F-CK OFF, that would be lovely! - Brianna<3<3)
Well, one I'm Hadassah, preferred to be called 'Hadash'. I also prefer you call me your sama, if that won't do I'm fine with Empress. You can call the others 'Hadash's Peasants.' They well accept immediately for the name change, for it is true they are my b-tches.
Megan's my bottom b-tch. You can call her 'Hadash's Ultimate Peasant'. It's very suiting. "Hey, f-ck you. -Megan :) "(When you see this you can erase it) (Heh... Looks like I decided not to) (P---nniisss)
Let's move on shall we? Like stated, there's six of us. Anne ("I'm a magical f-cking unicorn :D -Anne"), Brianna, Chelsea, Megan, Sarah and myself. I would tell you about the other to you all, but what's the fun in that? Stay a while and get to know us, I promise you, you'll regret staying.
Honestly, exit this 'book' and never come back. Go discover other books worth your time. It's best for you to do so...
Yours truly,
Hada-sama
Published: July 12, 2014
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HumorThe many stories of all genre into one simple Wattpad book. Now, before you decide to read this, do know these were written by six different people who obviously needs to be slapped in the face with an elephant for their idiocy. With that being said...