The fork fic

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Authors note:This actually happened at the Houston date of the maid in meRica tour.
*this is a true story of something that happened at my concert on December 7,2017 this story will be told from my point of veiw enjoy
p.s. awsten and Travis if your reading this hEy*

The story begins half way through the second opening band, chapel. All of the sudden waterparks comes out and brings a table on stage. They were eating some type of food the specific type I'm not sure. And Geoff all of the sudden throws his fork into the crowd. I thought nothing of it until moments later I looked to my right and there stood a girl who looked young, but definitely over 18. (Geoff ain't tryna catch a case) As I looked closer I could see red liquid gushing out of her forehead and a fork poking out right above her eyebrow. Suddenly all the instruments stopped and the only thing you could hear was the blood curdling screams coming from the girl I looked up at the stage and saw Geoff in shock. I thought "fuck the shows probably cancelled" I mean its should be right? When a band member accidentally stabs a girl in the head the show should be canceled or at least postponed.

The ambulance finally got there after about two hours of just pure silence (except for her agonizing screams which honestly got annoying after a while like chill ya know it's not that big of a deal stop trying to make people feel bad for you but anyways I digress) the ambulance took her and Geoff went with the ambulance and so did awsten he didn't need to but I'm glad he did cause he live-streamed the rest of the story and if he wouldn't have I couldn't tell the rest of the story. When they got to the hospital she was obviously rushed into surgery but awsten wasn't allowed to livestream that cause they wouldn't let him in even after he told them that it was for science which is honestly kinda racist but whatever Houston doctors man they're all so fucking stupid. Awsten continued the live stream in the waiting room and to pass the time he taught Geoff about the birds and the bees. Geoff's father never taught him any of this because that's gae and he was more than happy that his daddy awsten was teaching him this now. "You don't know how much this means to me aws"

Fast forward 5 hours of them being silent after that which by the way they weren't talking because awsten refused to talk to Geoff after he called him aws. Awsten hates when people call him that cause it's gae but anyways after the time lasted the doctors had finally cured the girl. Also informing them that her name was Fiona awsten laughed at that statement him being the meme lord that he is could only think of shrek and continued the chuckle everytime anyone would say her name. They finally were allowed to go and see her and as they walked in they notice that she had no scare which was weird since the fork penatrated (hehe) her forehead. They both shrugged it off choosing to not question why she magically was healed. Geoff couldn't help but notice how beautiful she looked underneath the hospital lights. "Hhhheeeeeyyyyyyy" Geoff said awkwardly "yo what's good fam" awsten said causally as he sat down on one of the chairs. "Yo so like I'm sorry about the whole like tHrOwiNg a FoRk aT yOu and like almost killing you thing that was super uncool of me to do" Geoff said nervously "yea dude that was really fucking dumb" awsten said to Geoff his mouth full of the pudding that was on Fiona's tray a minute earlier "of yea can I eat this by the way" he asked almost finished with it "yea sure I guess" Fiona said that was the first thing she had said in this whole experience. "Ok so like I think I'm in love with you XD" Geoff said "ok fam I'm in love with you to" said Fiona "dope let's get married" Geoff replied. "Ok lit" Fiona said back. "Good thing awsten taught me about the bird and the bees earlier" Geoff said. As he proceeded to have sex with Fiona on the hospital bed. As awsten narrated it happening.

And what happened after that?
No one knows.
No like seriously Geoff never posts on social media.

Authors note: ok so that's all let me know if y'all want me to make a part two with the smut or if you want me to do a where are they now thing awsten and Travis if ur reading this what's good fammy

P.s. I'm sorry I'm really tired and it's way to late I was on FaceTime with my friend and we were talking about the parx concert and Geoff actually did throw a fork into the crowd that actually did happen so good night I need to go to sleep