Sasodei- A friend in need

Good morning!

"Good morning Danna" said Deidara, under the covers of his blanket.
"Shut up brat" said Sasori.
"Why is Danna always in such a bad mood?" Thought Deidara.
"Hey brat, today's the day of the mission in the Mist Village. We'd better start heading out before it's noon" said Sasori.
Deidara looked at the time. It was 9:00.
"Danna let's go" said Deidara.
The two ninja walked out the door, along with Kisame, holding Itachi in his arms.
"What happened to Itachi?" Asked Sasori.
"Bunch of Sand morons jumped us on our way to the Leaf village. Poor kid's been knocked unconscious with a very high fever, though earlier he claimed to be cold" said Kisame.
"Hmm. Next time I see a Sand ninja, I'll give them an art show!" said Deidara.
Kisame laughed at the young boy.
"Well Kisame, would love to stay and chat" said Sasori sarcastically.
"Got it. Good luck" said Kisame with his sharky grin.
Deidara and Sasori began to run through the forest headed to the Mist Village.
"Danna" said Deidara.
"What is it, you brat?" Said Sasori.
I think I hear something.
"Yeah me too. I hear an annoying brat complaining about noises anyone can imagine!" yelled Sasori.
Deidara sighed, but he didn't dare talk back to his Danna. Danna would get very mad if he did.
"Danna, behind you!" yelled Deidara.
A kunai almost managed to hit Sasori, but thanks to Deidara's quick reflexes, he was okay for the time being.
5 Leaf ninja emerged from their hiding spots in the trees.
Deidara already began to mold clay with the mouths on his hands.
"Hm... I should name my hands, don't you think Danna?" asked Deidara as if nothing were going on.
"YOU IDIOT! SURE YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO GET BOTH OF US KILLED!" yelled Sasori.
Deidara was silent, and continued to mold his clay, as the ANBU lied in wait for one of the rogues to attack.
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"Here we go" said Deidara.
He slowly opened his hands, which revealed a small clay bird, which he then sent flying toward the ANBU.
The ANBU reacted quickly and set a trap for Deidara.
Soon enough, Deidara was trapped in chakra-infused threads, and he couldn't get out.
"Danna help!" yelled Deidara.
But before Sasori could react, the 5 ninja and Deidara were gone.