SlimJin: Jin
Fatherjoon: namjoon
Agustdick: suga
Hoesock: Jhope
Limpdick : Jimin
Slut-tae: Taehyung
Hentaiboi: Jungkook
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Slimjin: Hello all my loves
Slimjin: the man of your dreams is finally here
Slimjin : and it's meAgustDick: ALRIGHT YOU FUCKERS WHO ATE MY CHIPS
Slimjin: sigh why can't you enter the chatroom like a a normal person for example.
Slimjin: morning Jinnie how was your day love?
AgustDick : THATS NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT MY CHIPS
Fatherjoon: I may or may have not seen someone eating ur chips this morning
AgustDick: WHO?
Fatherjoon: I can't tell!
Fatherjoon: snitches get stitches rememberAgustDick : I'm divorcing all of you
Hoesock: what?! I haven't even done anything to deserve this!
Limpdick: ^
Slut-tae:^^
Slut-tae: IT WAS KOOKIEKookie: TAE TAE WHAT THE HELL
Kookie: I TRUSTED YOU (taemin meme here)Slut-tae: sorry kookie it was you or me
AgustDick: KOOKIE I WANT A REPLACEMENT BAG BEFORE I BEAT YOU
Hebtaiboi:
Hentaiboi: IM A BAD BITCH YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Slimjin: Hey! Who said you could use my photo!!
Hentaiboi:
Fatherjoon:
Limpdick:
SlimJin: what did I do to deserve this huh?
SlimJin: I feed you, keep the house clean for you fuckers and this is the thanks I get
SlimJin:Im divorcing you three
SlimJin: Hoesock ur my new favorite husband
SlimJin: @slut-tae and @agustdick are my new favorites
Hoesock: what i thought I was already the favorite?!
SlimJin: you are honey you always have been! Namjoon who? Who? Joon nope doesn't ring a bell. Who?
Fatherjoon: RUDE WE STARTED THIS TOGETHER WERE GOING TO END THIS TOGETHER
SlimJin: PROTECT ME MY CHILDREN AND NEW FAVORITE HUSBAND
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One am in the group chatSlut-tae: have have you guys ever just wanted to fuck a clown
Limpdick: what the hell tae it's one in the morning go to sleep
Slut-tae: jimin this is serious like if the clown was eating you out all you would hear is "squeak squeak"
Hoesock - also very important is the clown wearing full faced make up cuz if so...
Hoesock- I'd rather not....like I'm not trying to clean clown face off my ass for weeks you feel me?!
Fatherjoon: guys.... What the hell
Fatherjoon: why am I dating you two with ur clown kinks
Slut-Tae - excuse me sir but I do not have a clown kink okay
Hoesock- says the one with a daddy kink
Fatherjoon: SHDBDHNSB STOP EXPOSING ME
Slut-tae : sure daddy ;)
Hoesock- DADDY YOU WANT UR BABYBOY TO CUM FOR YOU
FatherJoon : why am I being attack like this
Hentaiboi:
Slimjin: well this isn't the weirdest shit I've woken up to in the group chat
Fatherjoon: Kookie what are you doing up this late you have school tomorrow?!
Hentaiboi: S C H O O L - I S- F O R- C O W A R D S
Fatherjoon: your still going tomorrow not matter what so don't try to find a way out of this one little boi
Hentaiboi: Yes . .....
Hentaiboi: daddyFatherjoon: TGANKS HOBBI
Shooked: I SWARE if y'all don't shut up I'mma shove my dick down ur throat
Slut-tae: oh yes daddy give me that micro PENISShooked: Oh baby boy I'll give you my micro PENIS when you start lasting longer then a minute
Hentaiboi: OHH BOI HE GOT THAT ASS
Slut-Tae: fuck you guys Im going to sleep
Sluttae has logged off
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Two Short Bts Chapters
RandomThis had more chapters but I didn't want them on here so I deleted them! But j hope you like the two stories I left for you there!