Shitheads (group chat poly relationship)

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SlimJin: Jin
Fatherjoon: namjoon
Agustdick: suga
Hoesock: Jhope
Limpdick : Jimin
Slut-tae: Taehyung
Hentaiboi: Jungkook
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Slimjin: Hello all my loves
Slimjin: the man of your dreams is finally here
Slimjin : and it's me

AgustDick: ALRIGHT YOU FUCKERS WHO ATE MY CHIPS

Slimjin: sigh why can't you enter the chatroom like a a normal person for example.

Slimjin: morning Jinnie how was your day love?

AgustDick : THATS NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT MY CHIPS

Fatherjoon: I may or may have not seen someone eating ur chips this morning

AgustDick: WHO?

Fatherjoon: I can't tell!
Fatherjoon: snitches get stitches remember

AgustDick : I'm divorcing all of you

Hoesock: what?! I haven't even done anything to deserve this!

Limpdick: ^

Slut-tae:^^
Slut-tae: IT WAS KOOKIE

Kookie: TAE TAE WHAT THE HELL
Kookie: I TRUSTED YOU (taemin meme here)

Slut-tae: sorry kookie it was you or me

AgustDick: KOOKIE I WANT A REPLACEMENT BAG BEFORE I BEAT YOU

Hebtaiboi:

Hentaiboi: IM A BAD BITCH YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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Hentaiboi: IM A BAD BITCH YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Slimjin: Hey! Who said you could use my photo!!

Hentaiboi:

Fatherjoon:

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Fatherjoon:

Fatherjoon:

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Limpdick:

SlimJin: what did I do to deserve this huh?

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SlimJin: what did I do to deserve this huh?

‎SlimJin: I feed you, keep the house clean for you fuckers and this is the thanks I get

SlimJin:Im divorcing you three

SlimJin: Hoesock ur my new favorite husband

SlimJin: @slut-tae and @agustdick are my new favorites

Hoesock: what i thought I was already the favorite?!

SlimJin: you are honey you always have been! Namjoon who? Who? Joon nope doesn't ring a bell. Who?

Fatherjoon: RUDE WE STARTED THIS TOGETHER WERE GOING TO END THIS TOGETHER

‎SlimJin: PROTECT ME MY CHILDREN AND NEW FAVORITE HUSBAND
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One am in the group chat

Slut-tae: have have you guys ever just wanted to fuck a clown

Limpdick: what the hell tae it's one in the morning go to sleep

Slut-tae: jimin this is serious like if the clown was eating you out all you would hear is "squeak squeak"

Hoesock - also very important is the clown wearing full faced make up cuz if so...

Hoesock- I'd rather not....like I'm not trying to clean clown face off my ass for weeks you feel me?!

Fatherjoon: guys.... What the hell

Fatherjoon: why am I dating you two with ur clown kinks

Slut-Tae - excuse me sir but I do not have a clown kink okay

Hoesock- says the one with a daddy kink

Fatherjoon: SHDBDHNSB STOP EXPOSING ME

Slut-tae : sure daddy ;)

Hoesock- DADDY YOU WANT UR BABYBOY TO CUM FOR YOU

FatherJoon : why am I being attack like this

‎Hentaiboi:

Slimjin: well this isn't the weirdest shit I've woken up to in the group chat

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Slimjin: well this isn't the weirdest shit I've woken up to in the group chat

Fatherjoon: Kookie what are you doing up this late you have school tomorrow?!

Hentaiboi: S C H O O L - I S- F O R- C O W A R D S

Fatherjoon: your still going tomorrow not matter what so don't try to find a way out of this one little boi

Hentaiboi: Yes . .....
Hentaiboi: daddy

Fatherjoon: TGANKS HOBBI

Shooked: I SWARE if y'all don't shut up I'mma shove my dick down ur throat
 
Slut-tae: oh yes daddy give me that micro PENIS

Shooked: Oh baby boy I'll give you my micro PENIS when you start lasting longer then a minute

Hentaiboi: OHH BOI HE GOT THAT ASS

Slut-Tae: fuck you guys Im going to sleep

Sluttae has logged off

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