Princess pob:
I was getting redy time!!!?! I wore my favorite neon pink and olive green dress that made me look more ugly that the usual and poses in front of the mirror.
"Guess what!!!" shouted a mysterious voice
"what?' i ask
"theres tickets on sale for a thing! Bke sale and stuff!" said the voice
"wow!!!!" i was amazed. I think that was mr.mcchicken hiding in the corner or something. No big deal
I then put on my favorite lightning mcqueen sketchers and run out the door to enigma, who somehow grew out his ugly gray beard to his feet within a half hour and wore a my little pony wonsie
He leaned on the decorative hedge outside and looked at me through the window and i blushed
Hes so hot
"you ready to naruto run the fuck up to the moon? I already stolen dairy queens ice cream" he says with a smile
"hell yes" we then run upward and out of earths atmosphere to the moon where we land gently "yes, finally free from Mcfuckin" i said happily unaware that Mcfuckiny was there.... And rode on my head all the way there
"lets eat our ice cream!!!!!!" says he as he sat on the moon with a smile. I also join him
"yummy the ice cream tastes better than momma richards pies" i say with a smile, but suddenly i notice mcfuckin because mcfucking dropped the ice cream they were holding on my head "what the fricking heck are you doing HERE?????!?"
YOU ARE READING
the TRUE story of god
Non-FictionThis is me story if my the killer child OC, plz don't hate it took me so so sooooo much effrt
