Prussia x Reader (Saw Nothing)

   Twas a warm day that day. Well it was summer. And summers a bitch sometimes, so its hot.

   You were skipping down the yellow brick road to your best friend and senpai Gilbert's house, Bringing along the best rape face yet. Gil was a hot albino you had fallen for not long ago when you peaked in his window on accident. You have weird hobbies.

   The conversation went:

"You told me to get a hobby."

"Not that kind of hobby."

"To late."

in a nutshell.

   ~Timeskip to Gil's~

   Doing a secret knock you did that would have taken an hour Gil's brohas Ludwig opened the door.

"Stop doin that shet."

"Love you to bro."

   You walked inside with the best super model pose you could muster. Don't mind lite you just posing casually. "Bros upstairs somewhere."

   Walking to the steps, the only awesome way to do this was step three at a time of course. But sadly you were to short. Boohoo bro. So you had to walk normally for the first time in your life.

   Opening the door to Gil's room led to you seeing a pair of boxers covered in hearts, baby chickens, and glitter. So Gil was trying to be a stripper.

   "You said my hobby was weird."

"Well you were stalking me."

"Well I wasn't trying to twerk."

"Well I look fabulous."

"Well your hot."

   "I know (Name). I know."