pick up lines

1. Hey there, I hope you're not an STD, cause I don't wanna have to get rid of you

2. oh my god are you wearing shoes? so am I we must be soulmates.

3. hey there you drinking water? water do you say we go hang out later?

4. cds or tapes? cds, well "cds" tits in your mouth

tapes, well "tape" these tits in your mouth

5. hey there im an interior designer, i just wanted to know if the carpets match the drapes

6. I know Old McDonald had a farm, but the didn;t tell me they had a brown-chicken-brown-cow.

7. I feel like I've been playing in the mud all day,cause talking to you makes me feel kinda dirty.

8. hey baby is your name candy? cause you're the sweetest thing I've seen all night long.

9. do you got a bae? or nah? is you tryna date? or nah?

10. You remind me of a road, cause I wanna ride you all night long!

11. Were you a field in your past life? because I wanna plant so many seeds in you.

_____________________________________________________________________

if you use 4 or 11 they will get you arrested, just a warning.