Prologue:
I was walking downtown when I was shocked when a white van stopped in front of me. OMG!! Ganito ba yung nasa movies ? Yung kikidnappin ka or rape. What the eff, I'm not yet ready to die. T^T
"Ikaw ba si Eunice Germaine Montalejo ?" sabi nung lakaking, OMG. Gwapo !
He looks very formal in his tuxedo, it's color creme actually.
"Yeah, why ? " pakiramdam ko ako si Olaf nung sinabi ko yan. Ang pinagkaiba nga lang, walang snow, walang Reindeer, walang Anna, at walang Stan ! At kidnapper o rapist ang nasa harap ko, at GWAPO to be specific.
"Come with me." sabi nya habang nakasmirk.
"Waaah !! HELP RAPE!!"
"Rape ? What the hell. I'm no rapist. At kung mangrerape ako. Sa maganda't seksi na no. Hindi yung virgin, simple at payatot. Sumakay ka na. I have no intention of raping you."
Ugh! Sya na, tsk ! Kapag to walang abs, papatay ako ! -___-
At ano yung sabi nia ? Virgin, simple, at payatot ? Oo, aminado ako virgin at simple ako. Pero payatot ? Tumaba na nga raw ako eh ! Ang seksi ko kaya, 24 bewang ko no.
Hindi ako umimik habang nakasakay sa van, since sabi nya, he has no intention of raping me, sumama na ko. Tanghaling tapat naman eh. Mamaya pang 3 yung next class ko sa Foreign Language.
"Nandito na tayo. There's a dress and some makeup sa likod ng van. Dun ka na magbihis. Dont worry, tinted ang bintana. Tsaka, hindi naman kita sisilipan. Hindi kita type. May harang naman eh." sabi nya habang nakatigin sa labas.
-_______- Srsly? Makapanglait naman to. Ang samang nilalang.
Nagbihis na ako at nagayos. I was thinking, where the hell does this makeup kits comefrom ?
"Ok ka na ? You better go inside. I'll just park the van."
Lumabas ako sa van tapos pumasok na sa loob. The place was nice, there's a lot of ladies and gentlemen. In short, madlang pipol. Pero, they all wear formal outfits. Is this a party or something ?
I went inside, naggulat ako sa nakalagay sa stage.
"Eunice Germaine Montalejo and Ezilyno Louis Montalegre's Engagement Party. "
Engagement Party ?
"My daughter, you're already here." sino pa ? Ang matino kong Daddy. Oh, how I wish. Matino pa sia.
"What the f-uck is this, dad ?"
"Stop cussing Germaine. This is your engagement party. I want to suprise you so I kept this from you. Where's Louie ?"
"Who the hell is Louie ?"
"He's your fiancé. He's the one who picks you up."
SH-IIIIIT!! Oo, sh-it talaga. Ugh!
"Kelan ang kasal ?" I asked him.
"Tomorrow."
"WHAT THE F-UCK DAD ? TOMORROW. THAT'S GREAT." I said sacrasticly.
But he seems too slow that he even doesn't know that I'm being sarcastic so he replied, "I know right."
Everyone congratulates me, but. I'm not happy. It's not because I have a boyfriend or something. It's just that, I do not even love him so why do I have to marry him ?
"Smile ka din." sabi ni Louie
"Haha! Tawa ka" I said as I rolled my eyes on him.
"Pinapatawa ka lang eh."
"Sorry ka nalang kasi hindi nakakatawa."
"Maldita kadin. Ano po ?"
"What's with the po ?"
"I'm just being gentleman here."
"REALLY!!"
"Tomorrow is our wedding date. I'm a little nervous."
"Ah, so ikaw pa ang nininerbyos ? Btw, kilala mo ba ko?"
"Nope."
"Gusto mo bang magpakasal ?"
"Depende. Hehe."
I hate that kind of laughing!! -___________-"
WAIT!! Diba, may honeymoon after wedding reception ? Ibibigay ko na bukas ang v-card ko ? This is not happening to me.
What if I messed up on bed ? What if I screamed ? What if ... Aish, where does all this thinking comes from. Nakakabusangot.
"I know what's on your mind. Thinking about our honeymoon, eh?"
"Yeah, right. Just fuck me, and be happy." I leave him there with his mouth hangging. Saying the word. The only thing I knew it's already 3.
I ALREADY SKIPPED FOREIGN LANGUAGE, since the party was great. It's already 9:00 pm. And I'm already home, my dad said, "Honey, you better get your beauty sleep. Wear honey mask so you'll be pretty tomorrow. I love you so much, darling."
I haven't introduce myself right ? I'm Eunice Germaine Montalejo, 18 years old. 2nd year, Political Student in EU, Estoque University.
Before sleeping, a tear fell on my eye as I asked him, "Lord, guide me tomorrow. Thank you for the blessings you have given me today including him. I know that he'll be a good husband to me and a great father to my children. Thanks Lord. I love you."
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Credits po kay Angel Twinkle sa Cover. Labya :D
~Yunnii-chan:D
