Me and mother Theresa live in New Jersey. We lived in a county called smorelivington it was 9:00 pm and me and mother Theresa were working the street getting our Shmoney. Out of nowhere a bunch of cops started driving passed us. A few minutes later this guy pulled up on us. He was With a bunch of friends.
He yelled, "aye yo u better get ya Pussy popping"
I said, "tf hoe u better have my money especially if you gonna have your friends tagging in."
Mother theresa said, "yea ugly hoes better have my money we ain't playing games"
They said, "'ight we wanna give y'all head and we want some head to
"Hold on wait" ,said Jenny
Mother Theresa said "do u wanna do it"
"Hell yea tf he better have our money though" ,said
Jenny"Ight little boy we want 1000$" ,they said
"The hell we ain't got that type of money" ,said the ugly ass boys
"Ok then y'all ain't getting any head" ,said theresa
Ugly ass boys said, "No we finna figure this out we need this shit"
"We 'finna rob this ugly hoes house who robbed me" ,said the ugly ass boys
Mother Theresa and Jenny look at each other
"Ight ok I'm down" ,said Jenny
Theresa said, "wait where does this bitch live and we needa get some guns and shit if we just gonna run up in this Bitch's house and I'm using something to cover my face I ain't dealing with some shit in the future because u ugly ass boys want some head"
"Ight we finna figure this out" ,said the ugly boy
"I know someone who has guns and shit we finna have to meet them but after we get some shit to cover our faces and shit so this hoe don't know who we are" ,said mother Theresa
"Ok get in the car let's go" ,said the ugly ass boy.
The dude driving the cars name is josh and there is another dude his name is Alex. They some ugly ass bitches but we was getting our money so it's whatever.
"Ok bitches we needa go to the store",said mother Theresa
"What do we need to go to the store for" ,said josh
"What u mean hoe I already told ya we need to get something to cover our face and shit so take our asses to the store now or we gonna leave and y'all ain't gonna get head" ,said mother Theresa
"Ok fine we are gonna go to Walmart" ,said josh
"Y'all broke asf taking us to Walmart. tf for what there cheap shit that ain't even gonna last the night pick another place cheap ass bitch" ,said Jenny
"Then let's just go to the mall" ,said Alex
"Whatever better than the trashy ass Walmart" said mother Theresa
"Y'all are some greedy ass bitches god damn its Walmart what so damn wrong with it" said josh
"You wanna know what's wrong with Walmart. Walmart is a place for some broke ass bitches. we ain't some broke ass bitches ,the shit they be selling is made by children in a basement because it's so damn cheap. I could buy the whole store for 50 cents .They got shit on they Floors every time I go there and I see a million hoeboes walking around wanting money or something so that's what's wrong with that ratchet trashy store fuck everyone who goes there works there and shops there they just some broke ass bitches" said Jenny
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Jenny and mother Theresa
HumorJenny and mother Theresa is a story about 2 hoes sucking dick in the corner store for 50 cent and a bag of chips based on a true story