I was at the beach when suddenly a whole fucking town appeared and my sister who was now just magically appeared said "That town came out of nowhere ". "No shit Sherlock." I shot back." When out of nowhere a fucking par core thingy whatever the hell you wanna call those death trap things appeared and it was over the water which had millions of great white sharks and parents where forcing there children to go on the fucking death trap so they could collect the blood and drink it with the liver acting as a little cherry in the drink. So of course I said "Man this is fucked up." But before my sister could say no shit Sherlock a weird narwal came and said it was the dread lord from Skyrim and it said "WHAT IS THE MUSIC OF LIFE" but no one was answering so he then screamed " IF YOU DONT ANWSER ILL KILL YOU ALL YOU DUMB FUCKS." So I being the only one there who completed the Dark Brotherhood quest line said "Silence my brother" Then the narwal said " Ok I won't kill you but NOW IM GOING MURDER THIS ONE KID AND THROW SHARKS AT PEOPLE".
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The Narwal
Short StoryThis is some sketchy shit I dreamed up about a narwal who was also the dread lord from Skyrim and then there were sharks THIS IS Not a real boom don't worry
