HELLO , I am Zeno and this is my first chapter in my first book. Before we get onto the chaos I am about to inflict on all you wonderful people who do take the time to read this and decide — "oh wait, maybe Zeno is an approachable person. Let me be his friend" — let it be known I am affectionately aggressive. So do not be alarmed when I send you a playful "*PUNCH*" I am trying to show my love.
THAT IS ALL. Let's get this show on the road.