Once upon a time, there was a magical land called Nintendo. In Nintendo, there are no humans, the people are Poptarts. The Poptarts all live in houses made of coffee pots and the rivers all flow with apple juice instead of water. The kingdoms that made up Nintendo were called Gameboy, Wii, and D.S.( no one really knows what it stands for). Each kingdom had it's monarch, and each kingdom was controlled by one fair, yet swift dictator. The system ran like the perfect dream of communism, nobody cheated the system or broke the laws. Everyone loved their rulers and didn't mind the laws, because they knew that situations were worse elsewhere. Even through all of this perfection, there were some who were unhappy. Every week, villagers would gather in a central location and make plans to thwart their loving dictator. They wanted to be independent. They wanted their own land. The wanted Vagabond City.
