the funky answers to the funky q&a

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hi can i just start off by saying y'all are amazing and i love each and every one of you

and it amazes me how some of y'all turned on luke in the comments because of this story

okay onto the questions and answers:

Luke

@northernxdownpour-

Q: LUKE YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER. WHY ARE U BEING SUCH A SHADY LITTLE BIATCH

A: idk what you're talking about, i'm just giving cristina the opportunity of a lifetime ;)

@ricotho_paha

Q: DO YOU LIKE CRISTINAAAAA

A: I LIKE HER BODYYYY, DON'T REALLY KNOW HER PERSONALITY THO 7/10

@JJ_0616

Q: ARE YOU TRYNA SMASH CRISTINA?

A: might as well call me the hulk ;)

@dietpapa :

Q: I swear Lucass if you hurt Cristina we gonna throw hands

A: square up. but srsly, i don't plan to hurt her but just mess around ;)

@makenaxx :

Q: why are you so mean to Cristina. like she loves you

A: i don't think i'm being mean, just giving her a hard time before the good stuff comes

@ninja_okay :

Q: have you shown the pics to the other boiiiiiiis

A: nah, i'm not that evil. plus i can hold it above calum that i got her nudes first lol

@whoruboo :

Q: Do you actually care about Cristina or is she just an easy fuck to you?

A: ouch okay I care, if she was an easy fuck for me, i would've already been with her. i'm just teaching her a lesson maybe, don't send nudes :)

@talksfast :

Q: is blackmailing cristina fun? also you're doing great sweaty, keep up the good work xx

A: it's very fun, everyone should be able to experience the joy of blackmailing her lol and thanks love, i appreciate you x

@jessislukespenguin :

Q: why are you just now talking to Cristina?

A: i had to give my boi calum a chance, but i can't help that cristina wanted all thissss

@queenielive :

Q: Would you date Christina???

A: I mean, I'd date anyone who goes by the name of bigbootyhoe

@youngwildfreexo97 :

Q: Are you gonna bang Cristina ?

A: if i'm lucky, one day

@Bunny_loves_Drarry :

Q: Can I be the official talky person at you and cristinas wedding in 2 years when you're 2 children do the thing with the shiny circle and the smelly goody color spots??? XDD

A: i guess? idk what you're really talking about but okay. plus i think it'd be more of a cristina type of question if we ever got married

@grethan_tish :

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