IT WAS A NORMAL DAY FOR MEL, HE WAS AT (idk somewhere shopping) AND HE WAS REALLY HUNGRY AND HE THOUGHT TO HIMSELF HOW GOOD A STEAK WITH A BIT OF BARBECUE SAUCE WOULD BE AT THE MOMENT SO HE WALKED THROUGH THE AISLES (idk if that's the word) UNTIL HE STOPPED AT ONE IN PARTICULAR, THE BARBECUE SAUCE ONE, HIS FIRST REACTION WAS TO BRAG ONE AND GO UNTIL HE SAW THAT ONE LITTLE BROWN BOTTLE AND HE KNEW THAT THAT WAS HIS SOULMATE THT HE HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR SO LONG.
SO HE BOUGHT THAT ONE AND WENT HOME WITH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE SO WHEN HE FINALLY ARRIVED HOME (😏) HE COULDN'T CONTAIN HIMSELF AND PUT THE BARBECUE SAUCE ALL OVER HIS STEAK BUT THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, NO, HE WANTED MORE SO HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT AND PUT THAT BROWNISH SAUCE ON HIS UKRAINIAN TITTIES, AFTER HE EMPTIED THAT BOTTLE HE REALIZED THAT HE TOOK EVERYTHING OUT AND KILLED THAT POOR SAUCE. HE THOUGHT FOR ALMOST 20 MINUTES HOW HE KILLED HIS SOULMATE AND HOW HE WOULD STAY FOREVER SINGLE UNTIL HIS DEATH.
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