KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON TWO EPISODE TWENTY FIVE
>Dylan was thrown (literally) into a deep, dark dungeon.<
>Apparently Mr. Kim is such a bad teacher that he was so poor he tried to rent jail cells from jails, but when he couldn't afford the rent he made the guards die out if boredom with his.... >>ahemm<< usual methods.<
Dylan: Owww 😭 I can literally feel the germs spreading onto me ew ew ew
>Dylan takes out a small hand sanitizer and begins to WIPE DOWN EVERY SINGLE MILLIMETER OF HIS SKIN.<
>Cue hugely intense hygienic scrubbing.<
>When Dylan was done with WIPING DOWN EVERY SINGLE MILLIMETER OF HIS SKIN, half of the world's germ population died.<
>Yay.<
???: Hey, can I have some of that soap?
Dylan: OkAy HoNeY it's not just some soap??? It is the very specifically made for rich dumb people, The Literally Golden Special Hand Sanitizer!
>In the dark dungeon, Dylan holds up the small bottle of cleanliness, and golden sun rays shine down from it like it's the frickin' sun.<
>Why it shines like that? Because the director paid for good special effects and she will bloody use them at every given opportunity.<
>Cue ad!<
We present to you, The Literally Golden Special Hand Sanitizer.
It is made from the most elegant gold mined straight from Mount Fuji, and everything it is made of was blessed with holy water to repel demon spirits (because why the heck not) and it's special ingredient is.....
>skip ad?<
>"Of course you'd say yes, people are inpatient and cannot wait! I see you clicking in those 'skip ad' buttons on YouTube."<
>ad skipped.<
Dylan: Anyway, who are you?!? You sound very familiar..
???: Seriously?! You don't even recognize me?!
Dylan: I don't even remember what I had for breakfast today...
??? #2: Great. I have saved so many lives secretly and now I've been demoted to some breakfast foods... The world really is ending, even without Mr. Kim helping it.
Dylan: Wait, I recognize you! Raphael?! How are you alive?
Raphael: Because plot. And Dory finally remembers... And did you really forget Lindsay? Davis, and Keira are here too, not to mention Cleantha and Ella.
Dylan: OH MY GOSH IM SO HAPPY MY FRIENDS ARE WITH ME
Lindsay: Can I still have some of the soap tho????
WILL THE SINGLE KARDASHIAN AND HER FRIENDS ESCAPE MR. KIM'S BORING WRATH AND SAVE AMERICA?? OR WILL THEY DIE? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT SEASON OF KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS!!
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
MizahA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
