Tae and juncock decided to go for a chicken picnic in da woods. So off they went, with their bag of raw Tesco own brand chicken, to da darkest bit of da Forrest with their chicken
"Mr cuck I'm hungry can we eat our chicken picnic now?" Said tay as he eyed up da basket of chicken. "No it is not chicken time, put on your school uniform and let's naenae" said johncouk
Taelor swift sighed and took off he clothe. "I dunnae like the school uniform cockyboi'
"Shut the fuck up"
"K."
So after an awkward change sequence taewock was a Japanese schoolgrill with a puffy pink wig and sugoi kawaii desu ne makeup
"Wow I have bonner now" sed jimcunk.
"Where's the fucking chicken oppa?"
"No"
"K." Said taekuk
"It now time to naenae!" Yelled jimcunp, jumping up to dab on the haters, before dropping a savage whip and a big naenae.
He put on bass boosted despacito
"But I don't want to naenae. I want to eat my chicken picnic!" Said tee as cockjun danced aggressively to despacito
"DESPA---"
"No. No more despacito you are braking me heart I just wanted to eat chicken with you and all you do is naenae!! I had a special costume and you made me dress as a school girl
I hate u cocike youre so mean to me"
Despacito suddenly stopped
"Taebutt no I did t mean to upset you
I don't like naenaeing on my own pls no I love u"
"It's either me or despacito"
"Fuck" said jomcouk
"Well, is it despacito"
"Fuck"
"Stop swearing"
"FRICK"
"Fine" said tue, stealing the chicken picnic and running away
Tae put on a chicken costume and run away
some fanart by me and my friend
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