"Wake up Jerald !!!!!!!'you where sucking your finger again", said my mum who will probably kill you from embarrassment. I made a disease called SHUT UP MUM AND TAKE A HIKE which in a nicer way means YOU ARE KILLING ME! I love her 25% and find her just that little bit annoying... FINE, she could be in Guinness World Records for being absolutely humiliating.
So early one morning we had to go to the post office to get a parcel. "Mum, i'll go on my own!", "No darling, don't be ridiculous! I'll come with you and show how adorable you are"! All I could say was "sure" and believe me it killed.
I stopped arguing with mum ever since when I was younger! I didn't want her to help me on the toilet because I was a 'big boy' so instead she videos me being a 'big boy' and showed all her friends. I mean who does that? and worst of all is she shows my friends when they come over! AHHHHH
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Unlucky
HumorJerald might seem like a normal guy but believe me he's NOT! He was an unlucky high-school surviver who only just made it... To year Nine!
