Alien X Alien (another Connor J.F. Story)

Conner J.F. made this, I didn't

Disclaimer: This fan fiction is a non-canon language that has only slightly been translated. All translations may not be 100% accurate. All translations were done using Google Translate.

Hey Glyphnop! Come here I need to jukledin you! Okay. (slurping noises) That was enjoyable. Yes. Now leckindlen my flipldink. Ok. (noises...more noises...unexplainable noises) Now I have flanpudickle all over me. Yes. (slurping noises) Now let's lgagiqudvikcant. Yes. (More noises) Now what. How about we gariklan our lanticular orbital devices. Ok. (Explosion) But, I never got to lanticluflantic your shronklaflopp. (Seventy more sequenced explosions)

Two days later the tape was found on earth. Area 51 found and took possession of it and it took time but they almost completely translated it (using Google Translate). If this tape translation causes brain damage or retardedness, Area 51 and the government do not take any responsibility.