the TRUE story of god

Milky x mcfukin love

Millky pov

It was time. Mcfuckin finally adked for my help with revenge. Mcfuckin wanted us to fake dating so primcesd would get jelly of us. I had been so happy. It was like a dream come true, no one ever asked to date me before, even if it was a fake date thing. Yes

It worked

Primcesd was jelly. And no, I dont mean she was jealous. She literally transformed into jelly. She watched me and mcfuckin from across the room and stomped over.

"what the heck are you two doing alone at a resturant?" primcesd demanded

"were on a date." said me.

"mcfuckin, how could you cheat on me!!!" primcesd said looking offended

"you said we were divorced just yesterday" mcfuckin said

"so?" she said

"that means i didnt cheat." mcfuckin said

I hug mcfuckin to me causing primcesd to enrage

"you butt, imma hire my boyfriend to destroy u!!!!!?!" primcesd yelled

"no you wont"! Milky said "ill beat him using the power of my easy bake oven!!!!!"

We then started a fist fight and primcesd won.

"i have the power of god and anime on my side, and im also stronge as hell, dont bully me." primcesd said

I was sad

Suddenly mcfuckin karate kicked primcesd in the face

"how dare you hurt me new boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hes not the bully you are!!!! Also, how did you know i was going to be here????!?"

"nothing creepy, i just stalk youre facebook." primcesd said

Oh, thats pretty normal.

"but mcfuckin didnt make a post about out date, it was a conversation in the private messages " mcfuckin said and primcesd lookd offended,

Oh no did she hack my new dates fb account?!?!?!?!

"dont judge me, i was so lonely" said Princeton

"but your dating satan, how can you possibly be lonely???" i ask

"he wont play with me." she answers "hide and go seek is me faverote game to play and he would do not it."

"I am so unbelievably sorry to hear that from you, my dearest, most beloved Primcesd." Mcfuckin said using an apologetic tone, eyes teared up.

"will u date me again???????????????????" she asked

"no you" mcduckin said and walked away me holding her hand

To ve countenued......?