Once there was I lovely couple, Shrek and La shori, not Fiona but Shori.
Once la shori came up to my home and shot me with a riffle.
And shrek threw at me a glass of water.
ALLL
I
WANTED
WAS
A
CUP
OF
SUGAR!
I scream at shrek and la shori inside of their house in their pond.
I look down at the floor and see puke.
"What is that?" I pointed at the puke
"My saliva" shrek said happily
THE END