You're sitting in class and you see a cute boy glance at you from the desk in front of you.
You blush and look back down at your paper, tapping your pencil.
*WHACK*
You just got hit in forehead with the butt of a gun by that exact cute boy.
His name was Hitler. The hottest, meanest boy in school.
"WHAT THE FUCK, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? I PROBABLY HAVE A BRAIN INJURY NOW"
You screech at him.
Just then...
"ESKETTITTTTT!!"
Lil pump bursts through the window and mashes hitlers Head in.
"Omg wow... you saved my life!1!!1"
"Anything for a beautiful cup of lean like you"
(Lil pump is currently tripping and thinks you're a giant cup of lean.)
He lifts you up and starts sucking on your entire fucking head.
"Omg ur straw 😍" Pump moans
"THATS NOT A STRAW THATS MY ENTIRE FUCKING SKULL" you squeal.
Lil pump keeps sucking and sucks your organs put through your eye sockets, ears, mouth, and nose.
You died.
YOU ARE READING
Lil Pump x Reader Smut
Romance*burp* I'm sitting in class right now I want a cigarette.
