Why am I in Transformers Prime?

Why?

 For every Transformers Cartoon, that has ever been made, I watch the last episode. For people out there who don't understand:I merely watch the last episode to every Transformer show.To accomplish this the first episode is seen.For the past three years, I've been avoiding a certain show called Transformers Prime.

 Why? I don't like it.  Why do I not like Transformers Prime? Their mouths slagging move like water! If I had to watch that every single day then a pair of sunglasses would be needed.There's a livestream going on for the last episode; lets see how this too-much-CGI-mouth-watery-moving-lips ends.

This Live-stream is Deadlock.

One word yes; just like the last episode to Transformers Animated. My Generation. Primus do I miss that show.

"Hmm . .  ."My hands felt sweaty.

 Who is this Steve everyone was talking about in the chatroom?

"Don't know who this dude is, but, might find out later." I remind myself.

The big wide screen television is off. Just for this day because I am home alone.Well my grandparents are at the store. That's why. I shifted up my glasses kind of like a nerd but that doesn't matter for this case. The volume on my computer is up way high. High as in seventy-five or such? As the previous episode ended (or some scene during it) I saw people talking about Knock Out standing on his tippy toes. Then some scene came up with a jet going through real life like clouds.

I typed in; "Is it me or did things just get real?" and added  dot. dot. dot. "I don't think this scene is meant to be in there  .  .  ." And of course Prime Fans attacked me for that saying it's meant to be because . . just because. Whilst claiming my computer is probably messed up because that's not what's playing.Did they just contradict themselves saying it's meant to be but then say something's up with mah laptop? I saw the clouds come through my screen. My hands froze a bit away from the keyboard. What the slag is happening?

The next second I knew everything suddenly warped. Well; my head hit something hard  so la durp  everything that happened after that was not known by me.Shortly after that I landed on some hard dusty ground. Best way to describe what just slagging happened. For some reason I felt dizzy. It seemed like I am at a desert. Can a person like me bare to know they are in the middle of no where?  From the distance there is a nifty mountain structure similar to the one from Holes. I saw this motorcycle and then there is a truckstop from across.

"Truck stooopp!!" I ran right to the truck stop then went inside feeling scared and just really confused.  I tumbled over a large dog but that is a technicality. "What year is it!"

I saw this kid who resembled Kevin--OH SLAG THAT'S-- FRAG,SLAG, SLAG. that's Jack Darby  .  . .Ain't it Jack Derby?

"2010." Jack said, looking at me very strangely. He may have been thinking I looked like a lost child, sheesh he might be wrong sooo bad.   "Are you okay?"

I comb through my hair with overwhelming shock channeling through. Mesah is in the past; wow. What a surprise.

"Holy slag; I'm not okay!" I get up on my two feet as i could see he is alert. "I'm in a slagging TV-show I don't really like. I hate this show!"

"Just calm down." Jack advises me.

"Wouldn't  ya not be CALM when--" I shook my hand, making a frustrated sound and shook my head. At the corner of my eye I saw a dark pair of sunglasses. "OH sungalsses!" I snatch a pair of sunglasses and put them on. "I'm ready for whatever this universe that automatically makes robot's legs look sexy, even for their toys."

Jack is looking at me like 'What is wrong with you?'.

"Kid,where is your parent?" A employee from behind the counter asks.