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long ass chapter, my apologies in advance - not edited because im lazy and it's crack okay - also sorry for format errors, wattpad is being shit and the errors are pissing me off sooooo much
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{29th December 2017}
{04:41pm}
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@jin.bear:

namjoon

i'm back

to tell you the pun

@king.nammie:

._.

i'm scared

oh boy here goes

@jin.bear:

namjoon, what do you call a thieving alligator?

....

hello?

@king.nammie:

shhhhh, i'm thinking.

hmmmm...

idkk

@jin.bear:

a

c r o o k o d i l e

PAHAHAHAHA

@king.nammie:

,_,

that was... awful...

(quite good.)

UGH MAN I'M MAD BECAUSE I LAUGHED

@jin.bear:

my jokes tend to have that effect on people ;)

@king.nammie:

oh maaann not the winky face againnnnnn

@jin.bear:

hey namjoon, you know that time you were drunk, you were telling me about why i can't follow your account.

will you still not let me?

@king.nammie:

100% no. sorry jin hyung

it's nothing personal

it takes me a long time to trust people, especially with my face, because it usually pushes people away

@jin.bear:

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