Drunk Alec

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A.Lightwood: HIIIIIIIII

StarsWars4Life: Um....hi?

A.Lightwood: SIMON!!! ITS YOO

StarsWars4Life: Did Alec just say 'yoo'?

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Yes, yes he did.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Alec, are you okay?

A.Lightwood: YAY!! CLAYR'S GERE

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Oh dear.

BadassInStilettos: What is going on over here?

NaturallyBlond: Normally, I wouldn't be concerned but when Alec's happy about Clary's existence something is definitely wrong.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Hey!

StarsWars4Life: I mean, it's true.

A.Lightwood: STOP INSULTINH CLRYA SHES MY BEST FREINF

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Okay yeah he's drunk.

A.Lightwood: CMARY HOW COULD YOO

A.Lightwood: EVERYONE SHUT UP

BadassInStilettos: Why....?

A.Lightwood: BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK

A.Lightwood: ABOUT MY BOYDRIEND

A.Lightwood: MAGBUS

NaturallyBlond: 'Magbus'

A.Lightwood: Don't insult my boyfriend.

NaturallyBlond: But it wasn't even me!

A.Lightwood: Shut up

A.Lightwood: MAGBUS IS THE HIGH WALRCK OF BROKLYN WND HE SEEMS SO POWERUFL BUT HES RALLY JSUT A BIG OLD SOFTIE AND HES SO ADRUBLE AND HE LETS ME CUDLE HIM WHCIH IS WHY HES SO NICE AND WARMAND FLUFFLY AND GORGEOUS

A.Lightwood: AND HES SO HTO HAVE TOU SEEN HIM SHIRTLESS

NaturallyBlond: I'd rather not.

BadassInStilettos: Alec, have you ever heard of proof reading?

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: I never thought I'd see the day Alec Lightwood gets drunk.

A.Lightwood: WHAT

A.Lightwood: WHOS DRUBK

NaturallyBlond: ...you, Alec.

A.Lightwood: IM NOT DRUNK

WolfGirl: Uh huh. Right.

NaturallyBlond: Alec, where are you?

A.Lightwood: At my boyfriend's loft.

NaturallyBlond: Okay then. Where's your boyfriend?

A.Lightwood: On top of me.

NaturallyBlond: That is absolutely disgusting.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Agreed.

BadassInStilettos: Usually, I would find this adorable.

WolfGirl: I wouldn't. And I still don't.

BadassInStilettos: But I don't know if I should be worried or amused at this point.

Raphael: You could just ignore the entire situation and hope that it eventually just goes away.

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