I've never wrote anything like this but I prefer reading them so. Most will be funny. Probably all but I have a very particular sense of humour so I'm sorry. Thanks.
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Thor: WHAT IS THAT NOISE?!
Steve: the fire alarm.
Thor: A FIRE! WHERE?
Tony: Bucky and Y/n are probably trying to cook again. It won't be the first time they've burnt the whole kitchen down.
Thor: I shall save them!
Nat: no, Thor they're fine they probably burnt the toast again.
Bucky: Sorry.
Y/n: oops.
Thor: Lady y/n are you okay?
Y/n: yeah I'm fine I just burnt a chicken nugget, it's black now.
Bucky: I see how it is.
Tony: y/n have you burnt the kitchen again?
Y/n: it wasn't just me! Bucky was there as well!
Vision: snitches end up in ditches!
Y/n: okay, and no we just burnt a few chicken nuggets, no fire or anything.
Steve: I'm proud of you.
Bucky: thanks.
Y/n: thanks.
Clint: CHICKEN NUGGETS?
Nat: in the oven go have one.
Clint: they're black?
Sam: What's wrong with black?
Clint: I'm just saying they're usually not this colour.
Nat: it's just seasoning. They're really nice I just had one.
Nat left the chat.
Clint: i hate her.
Y/n: it was funny.
Clint: would you like me to hate you too? Any of you that think it's funny to mess with my food will be sorry. Okay?
Y/n left the chat
Bucky left the chat
Steve left the chat
Thor left the chat
Tony left the chat
Sam left the chat
Clint: did I say something?
Clint left the chat