Sloppy Drunk

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I hop in my car and drive home. About 25 minutes later I pull up to my drive way. I pull my keys out as I walk up to the door. I struggle with the lock and the dogs hear me. When I walk in I'm greeted by sloppy dogs kisses.

I toss my keys on to the counter and head to the stairs. I walk into my room to find sheets and torn up pillows on the ground.

"Bear, Riley, Chance, Lola. Come here." I say as I hear all four of them coming up the stairs.

"Who did this?" I say expecting an answer. And just by looking at the dogs I could tell who did it. Chance, Riley and Lola were good dogs. But Bear, he was covered in fleathers.

After cleaning up the mess I went to my closet to pick out something. I wanted to look nice but not over the top. So I picked a nice long sleeve, a pair of skinny jeans, and some heels. That whole outfit screamed 'Curvy Bitch', and I like it. So I laid it out on my bed. And made shore that the bedroom door was closed so the dogs wouldn't get in. I took a quick shower, got dressed and did my makeup and hair. I put on some eyeliner, mascara, and some lipstick. Just like how my makeup artist did when I was a model. I let my hair down, put a little moose and a little gel. Right when I had just finished I heard a knock at the door. I quickly head down stair to open the door. I open it and see a nicely dressed Sal. He was wearing a red and blue flannel and some jeans, with gelled hair and his cute glasses.

"Wow. You look amazing" he said with wide eyes.

"Thanks" I respond hugging him and closing the door. We both walk to the car. And I notice Q was sitting in the front seat. He got out and gave me a hug. As I reach to open the back door, Q offers the front seat.

"Here Ang. Sit in the front" Q offered.

"No its alright. I'll sit in the back" I insisted.

"But I'm suppose to be the gentleman in this situation"

"Ok" I say sitting in the front.

It was about a 15 minute drive. Which was good cause the whole ride there was silent and akward.

I get out and head to the door. I accidentally dropped my phone. I go to bend down and get it. And I hadn't realized that Sal was right behind me. And he bumped into me in a weird way. He accidentally tapped my ass with his croch, which was very akward.

"I'm so sorry" he apologized.

"No its alright we just bumped into each other that's all" I say as I pick up my phone.

After that we all walk in to see Murr and Joe sitting next to a pretty girl. We walk over to the booth to sit and Joe introduced me to Bessy. His fiancé.

We all sit down and share some laughs and a few drinks. Joe didn't drink so he only had water. Me and Bessy were drinking wine. I had a couple of shots with the guys. And that couple of drinks turned into a few to many. Me + a whole lot of tequila = a very drunk Angie.

After saying our goodbyes, me, Sal and Q head to the car. I was the most drunk out of the 3 of us. Q wasn't as drunk as me. He was able to function properly unlike myself. Sal only had a few beers and he was the only one able to drive. Sal and Q direct me to the back seat. They hop in the front and we drive off.

"Hey Ang" Sal asked from the drivers seat.

"Yesssss?" I say leaning up against Q's seat and rapping my arms around and playing with his hair.

"We're going to have a sleepover at my house tonight. Ok?" He says as I remove my hands from Q's hair and prop myself in between both of them on the center console.

"Really? Yes" I reply like a 8 year old.

We get to Sal's house and right when I walk in Q picks me up bride style and Sal quickly takes off my shoes. I was to drunk to remember to take them off.

Q puts me down on the couch and sits next to me. He grabs the TV remote and Sal walks in with a glass of water.

"Here drink this" Sal says hand me the glass.

"Why?" I asked with my head tilted to the side like a dog.

"Because it will help"

"Fine. Only because you look so cute with those glasses" I say taking them off his face and putting them on mine. They both laughed at me with the glasses on being that I was cross eyed and they kept falling of my face.

After getting a few laughs from that I give Sal his glasses back. And I take Q's hat. I put it on and receive some laughs from that too.

That also was to big and the hat kept falling over my eyes. And I hadn't realized that Q was recording me the whole time.

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After that Q went home. Sal gave me a shirt and some sweatpants to sleep in. And I fell asleep in his bed. But he didn't mind. (wink wink)

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