The Internets
By: IcyRain210
I was online today
How they say?
"Surfing the web."
While lying in bed
And I came across something
Something I hadn't seen
It was a video
Of some stupid teens
Stomping a poor
Homeless man in the head
They beat him until he was nearly dead
More surfing
And just what the hell did I find?
A video
Of some man who denies
The Holocaust
Had ever happened
People standing up
Bringing up their hands and clapping
More surfing
Oh look another civil rights group
What's their cause?
Oh what's that?
They want to sleep with young boys?
What a choice
Let's take advantage of the people
Who don't have a voice
Yet I surfed some more
What did I find?
Some people who go door to door
Guess what they left behind
Exploding jars filled with nails
They ring the doorbell
Jump in the car and they all bail
I continued to surf
People making fun of nine eleven
You might ask "are you sure?"
Yes I'm sure
Why would I make this up?
"I don't know"
Yeah I know that this word's fucked up.
And I'm sorry for that
Oh look it's some little kid
Getting hit with a bat
Just about tired of this
Oh no this one website gave my pc
A motherfucking virus
Oh shit my checking account
My identity was stolen
And all these people are getting pissed
That these's trolls be trollin'
I closed my laptop
Disgusted with what I saw
All the malware that lurks
Disgusting porn sites
This is one crappy wave
That I really shouldn't surf
Oh wait, hold on a minute
Here's something
A cool looking site
Where I can share all my writing
Holy crap look at this one
"Youtube"
Oh awesome none of their videos
Involve anal lube
What's this?
I can donate with a click of a button?
Don't have to drive to the store
And put loose change in a bucket
Pay my bills online?
For real?
I'll be done in no time
Man that's a great deal
All the news that I want
All at no charge
Oh wait the print's too small
No prob just click enlarge
Some many useful applications
Right at my fingertips
All in one location
That almost gave me the shits
So many possibilities
The funny internet memes
You have no idea
What this computer means to me
The internet's out?
Holy shit why?
Oh I think I'm gonna die!
Is it back yet?
No?
Oh my god why?
No internet connection?
But I need an erection
Need news on the elections
Help with my infection
No I don't have an addiction
I can quit whenever I want
Yeah, man
Hey look I'm receiving a trunk
With one million dollars!
On the inside
For being one thousandth visitor
To this website!
Is the internet good or bad?
Who really can say?
I say you can't have it being bad
Or being good
It can't be just one way
Just like everything else
There's a good and a bad
Take a look at your shelf
At one time
Books have been used to
Promote greed and crime
Promote love
Get a clue
The internet isn't all good
It isn't all bad
It all depends on how you use it
It's your behavior
So you can't throw a fit
Blaming the internet in your life
Is like blaming a clock for the time
Or blaming a poem for the rhyme
Or
Blaming the gun for the crime
Oh wait.
Never mind.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I know, a little long. I wrote this at 4:30AM and I kinda ran away with it. From now on I'll try to keep them shorter.
