Last time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
Mr. Kim: FINE. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO ME, THEN I'LL RECKON (because of he's old like that) THAT Y'ALL JUST WANT TO DRAG ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS INTO THIS HUHHHHHH?!?!????
Mr. Kim: Old guards!! Bring all the rich people into here!
Dylan: Da heck?!? Not all of our friends are always rich, ya know...
Raphael: Ya. You have me.
Lindsay: I swear-
Dylan: I swear if you say 'I swear' one more goddamn time-!
>Suddenly, the jail collapses... and drops our friends into...<
>their old classroom?!?<
Ella: This is some Matrix bullshiet.
Dylan: Wtf everything looks so real!!
>Our friends find out that they really were in their old classroom.<
Adeline: Guys, look outside the window! It's the same view we see everyday in our homeland!
Dylan: Adeline?!? I didn't see you in the jail!
Adeline: What jail?!? I was at home writing my next debut novel!
James: And I was making my next game!
Ella: And I was interior-designing Gordon Ramsey's house before some old-ass raisins kidnapped me...
Ella: I didn't even realized I was that weak until I found out I can't defend myself against some dried out raisins...
>Everyone freaks out.<
Keira: EVERYONE STAY CALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonathan: Frickin' hypocrite!
Keira: We need to retain our state of sanity (though I know no one even started out with any sanity) so we can get out of this... classroom! Then y'all can scream all day, every day!
>Everyone obeys, because we love procrastinating until the very last minute.<
Adeline: GUYS! SERIOUSLY THO! WE HAVE TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.. I DON'T THINK I CAN SPEND ANOTHER HOUR HERE..
Dylan: Honeyy, you've only been here for literally 5 minutes..
<Dylan and Adeline starts to argue>
Chika the raisin: Hm Guys.. I'm still here ya know
Dylan: SHUT UP
Chika: Excuseeee meee.. Did you just ask me to shut uppp
Dylan: I just did. WHATCHA YA GONNA DO ABOUT IT HUHH
Chika: OH YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT
>CHIKA THE RAISIN, ADELINE AND DYLAN STARTED TO ARGUE LIKE OLD GRANDMASbFIGHTING OVER AN OLD SINGLE GRANDPA<
>Raphael out of nowhere takes a gun and shoots it in the air overdramatically<
Raphael: GUYS STOP FIGHTING!! WE SERIOUSLY TO ESCAPE BEFORE THAT WICKED OLD RAISIN GETS US!
Mr Kim: But I already got you
>Mr Kim's voice echoed from the speaker above<
Mr Kim: And Now Time for some Humanities LESSONS
Everyone: >in sync< OH SHIE-
Will anyone survive the humanities lesson (lmao no one can)? Can anyone do anything to stop Mr. Kim, or will they die a horrible, boring death?!? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!
P.S: Extra long episode was written by DucksCanWriteToo ! Pls appreciate him, because I feel bad letting him do all the work 😭
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
