Fucking with Nature (Literally)

Chapter 1

  The wind blew harshly as the group huddled close in the large tent that barely kept the wind from coming inside. "This is the last fucking time i go camping with you Gertrude!" grabbing hold onto the thick blanket, tugging it more to her side as the petite woman shivered. "21 fucking years old and went camping how many times?!" suddenly the blanket is harshly pulled back causing the smaller woman to roll.

"Those times i only made my tent once, ONCE. So what do you expect Beatrice?" Gertrude laid back down letting the blanket cover her thicker body.  ''Danke das du mich erfrieren lässt du beschissene Kuh'" Beatrice grumbled pulling the blanket back. "I don't know what the hell that means, but that sounded like an insult."

"Oh shut the fuck up you two, you both are fighting like children!" the window to the SUV rolled down, as a blonde woman stuck her head out, face full of displeasure. "Easy for you to fucking say Nina, you get to sleep in a fucking warm car!" Nina rolled her eyes "Then why dont you march your ass to the car and get in instead of complaining?" Beatrice scoffed "Cause you have the smelliest ass and no way i'm going to die by suffocation by sleeping with you thank you very much!"

"Oh fuck off, like your armpits smell any better!" Beatrice brushed the raven curls away from her eyes "Yeah, because it isn't like a certain bitch isn't hogging it all so she can cover up the smell on her ass! I've got the ass hairs to prove it!" Nina silently gave the middle finger, letting the window roll up. Gertrude started to chuckle. "You are such a bitch." Beatrice triumphantly smiled "Queen bitch and i'm proud." tugging the blanket to her side one last time before falling asleep.

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Sounds of crunching leaves were heard as Gertrude woke up, she looked around before looking at Beatrice. Her small body was wrapped tight in the thick blanket, as if she was a human burrito. "Fucking hell." She peeked through the clear netting of the tent, a silhouette of a person standing beyond the woods. Gertrude shook her head, but her eyes landed to the SUV. Nina sat up yawning before laying back down, Gertrude's eyes widened, turning quickly before shaking Beatrice. "Bea, Bea wake up!" Gertrude hissed as a small grumbling occured ''Was zum Fick willst du?'' Beatrice turned slowly facing Gertrude groggily opening her eyes. "There's someone here!" Beatrice's furrowed her brow "What?" 

Gertrude slowly lifted the burrito wrapped woman and pointed cautiously, Beatrice squinted  for a moment before rolled her eyes "That is probably Nina taking a piss, go bac-" Gertrude faced Beatrice towards the car "Nina is still in the car, there is someone here with us." she hissed. Beatrice turned back to the silhouette before her eyes widened "Shit.. but nobody is fucking up here in the mountains with us." Gertrude shivered before Beatrice unwrapped herself "where's my bat?"

"What?" Gertrude turning to the smaller woman rummaging around "Are you fucking crazy Bea?! It's a strange person in our area and you want to get your bat?" Beatrice shrugged "It's just one guy, what the fuck can one man do?" the sound of the tent's zipper began zipping down as both girls turned their heads towards the entrance. Gertrude backed herself, Beatrice gripped onto her nearest object as a head poked inside.

"RUN!!!" Beatrice unleashed the full force of her backpack onto the intruder before Gertrude kicked him down and ran. the muffled grunt of the man as he hit the dirt floor. "GET THE GIRLS!" the sound of sprinting as two more people jumped from beyond the woods. "HOLY SHIT THERE'S MORE OF THEM!?" Gertrude screamed as Bea ripped open the door "WAKE THE FUCK UP AND DRIVE!" Nina jumped but could not say anything as Gertrude and Beatrice climbed inside, shutting the doors behind them.

Gertrude locked the doors, the lights of the car lighting to reveal the assailents. Nina began screaming as Gertrude soon joined, there were three men, each wearing a mask . One of the men, wearing a white mask lifted a crowbar and began hitting it against the car window, leaving a crack. Gertrude and Nina held onto eachother screaming, Bea tossing clothes and bags around for the keys.

  ''HALT DIE FRESSE ICH KANN MICH NICHT KONZENTRIEREN WENN IHR SO SCHREIT!!''  Beatrice turned to the screaming women dangling the keys.  She put them into ignition, turning it on as the two women continued to scream. The window was nearly broken by then but the man stopped as soon as the car got in gear. Beatrice stomped on the gas and began driving away, Nina grasped for anything to keep her from flying backwards.

Beatrice grasped the wheels, dodging every tree and bush whislt the chaos. "THERE'S THE FUCKING ROAD!!" Gertrude hugged Nina "I owe you Beatrice, i fucking owe you." Beatrice smiled glancing at the two hugging each other, but turned to stare in horror and scream. She turned the wheel, crashing into a tree. The last thing she saw before losing consciousness, was a large hand pulling her out of the wreckage.