The Creepypasta crew... Goes to school?

Enrolling

"..." Slendy worked quietly in his office as he counted all the victims his crew had gotten on there killing spree. Wait a second he thought I seem to be missing some files... No worries I'll just make a simple equation to estim- his thoughts were cut off as Toby, masky, hoodie, Jeff, eyeless jack, laughing jack and Ben walked in.

"Woo that was a good run!" Jeff sighed as he slumped against the wall and started swinging bloody knife around. "Yes it was, slender how many did we kill?" Hoodie asked in his echoey voice. "Ummmm I haven't finished counting but there were some errors and some files didn't get through." Slender explained telepathically. 

All the pastas faces fell. "Awwwwww man! All that work for nothing!" Toby groaned, "How are we going to get the lost files back... Ben?" Masky asked looking at Ben. "Nah I cant do anything. Its not technological it like some sort of magic thing" Ben said crossing his arms and slumping against the wall. As all the pastas scrambled for a solution slender pinched the bridge of his nose. "I'm surrounded by idiots, Don't you all know we can estimate how many files got lost if we create a simple math equation..." he asked.

All the pastas froze.

Ben: "I died before I could finish schooling"

Jeff:"I dropped out before 8th..."

Toby:"I never really learned much in home school..."(a/n Due to his laziness when it came to school not because the home schooling system is bad)

EJ:"...I'm literally not even a human"

Lj:"...Me neither..."

Hoodie&Masky:"We did not go for long, no"

"..." Silence filled the room and sally's head popped in as she bashfully said, "I died as well before I could even finish elementary" indicating she was listening in on there conversation. Slender sighed, " well I guess You guys have to learn something to be able to go out and do normal society stuff for me, such as shopping, and baking and cooking..." Slender walked downstairs with the pastas following him. He pulled up a website with local schools around the area and he found one school with a 3 star rating called Riverview High and Riverview elementary. "This will do..." Slender said before clicking enroll and typing out "I would like to speak to the principal before enrolling the kids." He got a response back almost immediately "Of course sir! How many kids are you planning to enroll in the high and or elementary?" A person with the tag assistant on there name asked. Slender turned around, lets see... "Hmm Toby, probably 11th... Jeff annnnnnndd... Ben will be enrolled in 8th... laughing jack, eyeless jack... probably... 12th... Hoodie and Masky will also be enrolled in 11th and... sally what grade were you in when you died... " Slender asked "first" sally responded, "OK...then we will put you in second" he said mostly to himself. 

Slender typed,  "I have two going in 8th, three in 11th, two in 12th and one going into second" *click*...*bling* "wow quite a handful you got there, is tomorrow evening at 2:00 alright for you to meet with the principal of the high school and elementary in the high school conference room?" the assistant asked. "Yes that is perfect, I look forward to meeting them" he typed then closed it up. "OK now that that is dealt with I can go and finish counting the files. " He left the rest of the pastas with horrified faces and they all groaned

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~time skip because i'm lazy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The pastas all cleaned themselves up, the best they could, left all their weapon- ......

OK, Most of their-.......

fine, some of their- .................