I was sitting on my bed reading books when suddenly Bloozy jumped in and squeezed my balls. I screamed in pain. He laughed and then sat on my favourite chair and pulled out his pet cat 'Boo Boo', he turned my chair around and said: "I've been expecting you". Then Boo Boo jumped off his lap, ran to the open window and hanged itself on the tree next to my window. I then got up and threw my artificial hip at Bloozy. Bloozy laughed. He then pulled out a cup of tea. I was confused and said, "do u think this is a joke?". Bloozy then replied with rage in his voice " TEA TIME ISN'T A JOKE!!" He then spilt hot tea on his lap and cooked his balls. He screamed and I laughed I then jumped on his dead cat and flew to Mexico on his dead cat. I then brought his cat back to life using the power of magic, just kidding I froze Boo Boo and then slapped it. It worked it is alive.
I then screamed Gandhi and Morgan Freemen jumped out of nowhere and stole Boo Boo. I screamed no and then got bit by a man. THE END........ Just Kidding I was on the hunt for Boo Boo. I eventually found Gandhi sitting on a skateboard ( I was on crack). I laughed and Gandhi said to me "beware of the Bloozy for he is not happy with his cooked balls and will come for revenge". I then squeezed my balls for good luck and left. Bloozy was on the hunt for balls, you see Bloozy knows when your sleeping and he knows whenever you squeezed your balls. When I squeezed my balls I alerted Bloozy of my location. He knew where I was. I then shot myself in the face and shoved my hand in my mouth (still on crack). Bloozy soon found me slapping a cactus, in winter, in Switzerland ( Bloozy was also on crack). He sensed my squeezed balls and then shoved his leg in his mouth ( this one actually happened).
