Meanings in the story so you don't get confused****
Nong-do
Tong-with
yong-use
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Now then let's begin
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Once upon a time there was a huge monkey named King Kong, but let's just call him Kong. Kong was talented at a lot of things, infact he was so good that his dong got long. Now you may ask why his dong got long, and why he has a long dong, well ya dongus, basically all males have dongs. Nong I really need to explain the long dong part? No? Good, we can continue then. Kong likes to nong a lot in his free time including playing pong, singing songs, and (my personal favorite) playing the gong. Kong loved the gong so much that he decided show it to someone very special to him. So special indeed that his name even rhymes with Kong's name. Kong really liked that. So Kong went to this special person's house and decided to show him his gong. (Now let me remind you that Kong knew this person, a lot, even though the person didn't know Kong that well. Is he a stalker, maybe, does the person not know Kong completely, no, the person knows Kong real well) Kong went to the person's house and knocked on his door. Kong waited patiently with his gong behind his back. Suddenly the door opened. "Kong, it's so good to see you." The person went to hug Kong, but Kong denied the offer. (Because Kong didn't want him to find out what he was hiding behind his back. "Fong, I have something really cool to show you, you will love it." Kong waited for Fong to answer. "Ok, show me Kong." Fong said excitedly. Kong showed Fong the gong that was behind his back. "Do you like it?" Kong waited anxiously for a reply that would come out of Fong's mouth. Fong stood there amazed by the object being held right in front of him. "I love it!" Exlamed Fong. This made Kong light up with joy. "Come in and we'll play that gong right away Kong." Said Fong. Kong excitedly walked in his house setting the gong on the floor. Fong shut the door and joined in on the fun Kong was having. "Nong you know how to Yong a gong Fong?" Said Kong. Fong thought for a minute. "Nong you Yong a long wong tong the gong?" Asked Fong. "Wrong." Said Kong. "Then what nong you nong?" Asked Fong. "You Yong a bong tong the gong Fong." Said Kong. "Oh, that makes so much more sense now." Said Fong. And so Fong and Kong yonged a bong tong the gong while playing pong. They both lived happily ever after. The end.
