Not another teen movie

chapter 1

Hi my name is Malia Hale and let's just say I'm rich anyways on with the story.

My foster parents just woke me up for school ( her outfit on the top). I grab my book sack and ride to school In my black Chevy Camaro. I walk into school like I own the place cause basically I do. Then I see Jake "hey Jake." I say while smiling. "Hey Malia." He said and then there is catherine walking in like she owns the place because she does to. "Oh god Jake." I said in a panicky way "Hide!" I whisper yelled. "Why?" He asked. "Because if that." I stated. He turns around and says 'oh shit' "Jake." Catherine says flirty "Catherine." He says a little uncomfortably "Can I ask you a question why whenever I tell a guy they can stick it wherever they want they always stick it in my ass?" She asks innocently "Whoa Catherine that's just to much information." Jake says making a disgusted face with me agreeing with the same look on my face. "No Jake to much information is after we have sex I take a huge dump (slamming him against the locker) on their chest." She says "Oh god I think I'm gonna be sick." Jake says while I gag. I was looking down the hallway when Percila was walking down the hallway shoving people out of the way and giving one a fake smile and wave.

  "Hey Percila" me and jake say at the same time but she waves at me then looks at jake with an annoyed look. "Jake i need some T to the 4th power Y" she said and he looks confused I hit his shoulder and said. "She needs some time to you" the same time she said "I need some time to talk to you" the we look at each other and smile. "Oh" Jake says. "See she gets it." she turns and walks away. "Damn J she just told your ass." I sad chuckling "Whatever." He said then follows her so I follow him. "Boys." I mutter under my breath while shaking my head.

  "Your leaving me for this guy?" He asked. "When met over spring break." She said "I'm not ordinary" he said. I looked at him weirded out. "What the fuck is with the camera bag?" I said and she looks at me with the 'shut the fuck up' look. While I roll my eyes. "Your leaving me for this guy?" He asked astonished. "His name is Les and he's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." She said materafactly. "Les" clears his throat "And so is his bag." She said slightly annoyed. I look at her with a 'wtf' face. Then the speaker came on "I need Malia Hale to the office please." The lady said. "Did you get in trouble?" Jake teased. "As a mater of fact I have to show the new foreign exchange student around." I said. "Oh can I come with?" He asked while I look at him thinking. "No." I said "Come on." He said. "I was joking of course you can come blue eyes." I said while walking away with him following.

   I knock on the door "Malia I see you brought Jake along anyways this is Areola the exchange student." I look over to her she's naked well I'm not one to judge. She gets up walks over to me and kisses both my cheeks while smiling. "You look fantastic Areola." I say she looks at me and says " That thanks you to." And walks out while Jake says "oh god she's naked." "Just come on." I say while grabbing my hand and pulling him along.

  After we show her around we walk around with our friends "Hey Jake I bet you can't make Malia prom queen." Austin said I put my hand over my chest and said. "You think I'm not pretty enough to become prom queen?" I said slightly offended. "No I think you are but can you beat Percila?" He asked while I narrowed my eyes at him. "I take the bet me and Jake say at the same time. We look at each other and start laughing. "Ok then." Austin said.