*Dan comes into frame* "Hi, so my name is.. [Dan]. Nice to meet you. *holds out hand* And this is my first 'proper' video I guess. Woo! *pops party-popper, it falls* I mean, I've kind of always wanted to be someone who posts videos, but I guess I've never had the confidence or the motivation..(Sarcastically) Says the person with tissue paper all over his face. But, that was until some really good friends I've made recently persuaded me to give it a shot. And so I am! I sound NOTHING like this in real life by the way. This laptops microphone makes me sound like a pedophile/tramp/polar bear. (To polar bear) "Please don't take it personally. *polar bear attacks Dan* *Dan screeches* My videos will probably be a variety of things, from like little skits, to vloggy videos or creative things. I'm going to try to make them interesting and not all the same. Yeah, I'm going to try my best to be like oneof those people who sits there like: " Hi, so today kinda sucked.. Uh, went to college, and it was rainin'..Yeah thin is kinda awkward, I don't know what to say.. *chuckles awkwardly* Yeah.. I'm probably gonna go now..."(End of who Dan is going to try not to be) But yeah, I'm gonna try my best to at least ATTEMPT to be entertaining. *funky music plays* So yeah, if you could please click the yellow box of infinate happiness.. Cause' I'm gonna start making videos quite soon, I've got loads of ideas, and I'll try to post videos regularly... What have I done to my face? Blegh. Side note: look what I woke up with *holds up arm to show what looks like a bruise* I just- I just woke up and that was on my arm?! What the *BEEP* is that?! Its like some bloody person's come up with a brand and just impaled me in my sleep... Probably.. So yeah, if you'd like to subscribe the I will love you forever and i will see you soon! *funky music, has filter on and dances* what the *BEEP* am I doing?"
