Star Wars Chat Room

CATCHUP TIME

Well holy shit guys, I am so sorry I haven't updated this in a long ass time but I've been so busy (lie) and I have so much schoolwork (lie) and I am too attractive to write, (truth) so lets get on with this S H A L L W E ?

[Rey has entered the chat]
[Finn has entered the chat]
[Poe has entered the chat]
Rey: I suddenly feel 1 year older.
Finn: WELL ISN'T THAT STRANGE!
Poe: For god sake Finn.
Rey: C3P0 is deactivated right now so I can't bloody wake him up to fix you.
Finn: WHOOPS.
Poe: Anyway Rey...
Rey: What.
Poe: You knowwww.
Rey: What.
Poe: Come onnnnnnnnnn.
Rey: WHAT!
Poe: YOU AND KYLO.
Rey: Oh for fuck sake, seriously?
Finn: HAHAHAHA YOU NONCE.
Poe: Shut up finnthebin.
Rey: teehee.
Poe: Anyway Rey, how was your first date?
Rey: Poe, cutting snoke in half and then fighting these red nobs isn't a date.
Poe: It's all the same to me.
Rey: Anyway I've blocked Kylo from ForceTime ™.
Poe: Oh come onnnn you were so cute together.
Finn: LIKE 2 PEAS IN A POD.
Rey: FINN I AM NOT 7.
Finn: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Rey: I actually hate you right now.
Poe: So how was the 'date'?
Rey: Depressing, Kylo wanted me to join his side but I told him I don't swing that way sooooo.
Poe: You REJECTED HIM!
Finn: EVIL GIRL.
Rey: He kept ForceTiming ™ me though and ughhh.
Poe: Mean ass.
[Snoke the bloke has entered the chat]
Snoke the bloke: REY I AM GOING TO SCRATCH YOU WITH MY MANK ASS NAILS.
Rey: AHH WHAT THE FUCK, YOU ALIVE?
[Snoke the bloke has changed his name to Snoke]
Snoke: Of course, if Anakin whine ass can survive being burnt to a crisp then why can't I?
Rey: Wait, were you alive during Anakins whining?
Snoke: Of course I was, meesa like 900.
Rey: Meesa? WAIT A SECOND.
Snoke: Bye bye!
[Snoke has left the chat]
Finn: YOU DON'T THINK..
Poe: HE'S JAR JAR BINKS.
Rey: Shit.
[Leia has entered the chat]
Leia: SNOKE IS JAR JAR WHAT THE HELL.
Rey: I KNOW.
Leia: AND HOW IS HE ALIVE?
Poe: I DON'T KNOW.
Rey: Well.
Leia: Yep.
Poe: Soooooooo, Leia?
Rey: Oh god.
Poe: HOW WAS SUPERMAN?
Leia: Oh god that was pretty LIT.
Rey: Please don't use those words.
Leia: Hahahahaha pathetic mortals.
Rey: Wait a minute..
[Leia has changed their name to Benboi]
Benboi: Hello Rey ;)
Rey: WE'RE OVER BEN.
Benboi: MY NAME IS KYLO REN.
Rey: THEN WHY IS YOUR NAME BENBOI?
Benboi: Because it reminds me of you:(
Finn: SEXUAL TENSION.
Rey: FINN YOU ARE NOT HELPING.
Rey: And how does benboi remind you of me??
Benboi: Because you call me Ben..
Rey: Aww
Rey: NO, STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU.
Benboi: It's what I'm best at teehee.
Poe: Christ this is awkward.
[Poe has left the chat]
Finn: I AGREE, ALSO I NEED TO GET THIS FIXED.
[Finn has left the chat]
Rey: We'll talk later Ben ;)
Rey: WHOOPS I didn't mean to do that.
[Rey has left the chat]
Benboi: All alone :((((
[Benboi has left the chat]

A/N
Well this was exciting, I hope you feel the tension between Rey and
Kylobenren. I am really sorry I haven't updated in a whole goddamned year, but I hope this was long enough to satisfy you :)

I'll be writing way more now, I need to write loads for practice of my GCSES. Seeya :)