My Version Of The Bible: Jusus Edition

The Beginning of Jusus

God. You may have heard of him before. He created humans and potato strippers. He created it all.

Then, he banged this hoe, Mary. She got pregnant. That was the creation of Jusus, Gods son.

Because God was a player, he divorced Mary to bang more hoes. Jusus always had a new stepmother every week.

Jusus then came out as gay and God tried to make him straight by making him a bunch of potato strippers.

Jusus didn't like all these female potato strippers but he thought a male potato stripper would be good.

But he didn't know how he would make male potato strippers.