the best kpop fanfic you'll read || written by my youtube subscribers :)

the best kpop fanfic you'll ever read

Hello guys! This is all the weird stuff y'all put in the comments in the video above so i decided to put it in wattpad too :) (each line is a different comment if you're wondering)

Once upon a time, there was a student named

Jaemin who loved

Park Jimin

Who liked Woozi for the fact that Woozi was short.

Jaemin was sad that they went to different schools

but the three boys often sent each other feet pics.

Sometimes they had the wackiest socks on

but one day

one of them sent a duck pic into the chat and they were confused at the duckling.

So they decide to go to the river so that they can see a real duckling but

instead they found

a dolphin and they were very confused since dolphins don't live in rivers.

The dolphin turns out to be

a magical dolphin who could grant them each one wish.

The dolphin has a striking resemblance of Chenle from NCT and so the dolphin granted them a wish

To find the ducks, also Jimin sneaked around and asked for

some bread to feed the ducks

But Jimin is hungry so he decided to eat the bread.

The ducks had seen Jimin eat the bread which made them very angry so they decided to

Climb into Jimin's mouth and take out the bread.

Jimin became mad at the duck for taking his bread away so he

Ran away with a baby he stole named Jisung Pwark.

The ducks originally thought jisung pwark was half duck half bread with a weird quack like pwark pwark.

Jisung Pwark grew up to be an adventurous teen who went to the park everyday to look at ducks.

Jisung pwark goes to the park and sees the magical dolphin

caught in a net of a fisherman named Seokjin walking casually at the pwark after fishing.

Jisung pwark tries to help the dolphin but Seokjin kidnapped him

the magical dolphin grew Jimin like baby hands and took out his phone, taking a selfie with a distressed facial expression while in the net.

the dolphin that looked like Chenle was actually rich af and owned a huge paradise hotel.

Chenle called for his army called the Dreamies using his high pitched laugh that only they could hear to save Jisung Pwark and himself.

The rest of the Dreamies brought him a bag of money and so Chenle tried to bribe Seokjin into setting them free

but Seokjin denied the money, he would only accept

a remake of the NCT light stick.

Unfortunately the remade light stick was too bright so Seokjin was blinded,

but then came the holy mullet duo of Tae and The8 who kissed Seokjin's eyes as they descended from the gay cloud and restored Jins eyesight but

Mullet JB and Baekhyun felt left out and they formed an alliance

Of the mullet family to

contact aliens and

send havoc upon those who have wronged them by the power of the alien army that was led by

the magical and powerful Yanan and he said, "stan pentagon and the world shall be lead by peace." Everyone then followed his words and

the world was at peace, until one day

everyone lost their jams.

so Jisung pwark and the dreamies go to the rap world where they will find RM so they can find out who stole the

jams but then

an unknown force sent them away

To another planet that was full of ducks and

they met a parrot named Johnny.

So Jimin decided to go on a adventure to find his jams

he had to travel to the land of hope world

Where they meet a happy young man named Hoseok and he said,

"I love hamburger, AND SPRITE"

Which Jimin just laughted and said: "for real?" and continued to laugh as Hoseok said,

"I put a sticker on my carrier"

And then said "Wait you're not one of my duck followers who are you?"

Jimin at this point was furious, and clenched his fists with his tiny baby hands.

as to which Hoseok smiled brightly at and then flew away.

Because Hoseok was also a duck... and Jimin said: "WTF is going on I want Woozi here I want

Yoongi, Woozi's twin brother"

And Yoongi appeared and said "why the heck am I here?" And Hoseok who was still flying around came back and when he saw Yoongi he said...

SOPE!

in the meantime Jaemin was adamant on finding jams for both him and Jimin to finally get the boys attention so he

asked Renjun if he could borrow some.

And he said "look for your own. Just kidding here you really need them"

then Jaemin screamed in gay happiness and blew the famous Jin kiss

and the kiss was accidentally blown to a man named Jungwoo

who accepted it none the less.

but someone has woke up from her sleep who is a vampire named Tzuyu she is awake because of her craving of petting ducks,

As Hoseok sensed her presents. He stopped flirting with Yoongi and went to bring a duck to her. And Yoongi screamed

"no! she cannot have the ducks!" this was because Yoongi knew

That the ducks would attack Tzuyu on the spot because

Tzuyu was actually a piece of bread disguised as a vampire.

Yoongi swiftly ran and snatched the ducks away from Tzuyu

But Yoongi was too late, and the ducks attacked Tzuyu. But just in time Jaemin and Jimin

tackled the ducks and ate the grass below them. But then a magical loaf of banana bread

appeared in a rush and took all of the ducks far, far away. Leaving everyone stranded

Everybody was confused until Tzuyu

stole other ducklings from

the owner of this land Jisoos who struck her with lightening and stole the ducks back leaving everyone in awe until they were catapulted back to earth to live their daily lives again with their memories erased.

TF WAS THIS BAHAHAHAHAHA i mean thanks for reading it at least 😂