Death doesn't come easily to the dead.
It seems it take s a long time for people to learn that.
So before you start reading, hers a couple tips incase you find yourself in my situation:
1. Be fit [yes this applies especially to you fatty]
2. Keep a kife handy [katana's count as knifes in my experience]
3. Be a little bitch, but not around your friends
4. dont stand next to someone braver than you
5 Only stand to some one stupider than you if they are bait
6. V8 beats V6 for a reason.
7. Sleep lightly and run fast
8. They are only dead if you kill them
9. Blades dont need reloading
10. If you think you are the shit, please go ahead and run out into the hordes while i stay here in my fortress.
Remember these and you probably wont die. But if you do, the author of this book is not responsible for any injuries or deaths as a result of improper use of this information and experience
