Trashy Teenage Love Affair (No Clickbait) **MUST READ** gone wrong gone sexual

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I'm gonna be an annoying piss baby for a second. Just think of this as a warning label that I know none of you fuckers are gonna listen to:

This is the second edition of TTLA(NC) because my friend absolutely destroyed my phone and it was in my notes at the time. But it's okay because now her crush thinks she's insane. Karma's a bitch ain't she, rat.

(edit: it's okay he moved back to Germany so it doesn't matter anymore)

This is supposed to be horrible. This book is going to be worse than me in bed. And I'm a virgin. #virgin4lyfe I mean proceed with caution and all that shit I guess. 

Constructive criticism is NOt ALLOWED. If you have something to say shove it up your ass and keep walking. That is, if you can. I know some of you have some big mouths. Not naming names but it rhymes with pat and was mentioned earlier.

I also apologize if you don't understand anything. I only speak in memes and inside jokes.

Hi, my name is Sarah, with an S, but I think it's silent. I'm really ugly. Like, REALLy ugly. at least when I have my glasses on. For some reason my glasses make me look like a person you would send a picture of to your friend because they're THAt ugly. But when I take them off, I look like the kind of person you would send a picture of to your friend because they're THAT hot. I'm not going to take my glasses off though because for some reason I'm not supposed to know that I'm hot without my glasses??? Oh no, there goes briuvwruIHUW, (it's pronounced brittany). We used to be best friends in elementary school but we soon found out we're naturally incompatible and mutually drifted apart and each found new friends and feel a lot better because of that. What a bitch right? I'm totally not just salty because she got more friends and tits and I got a spot in Ripley's Believe It Or Not as the ugliest person alive. nOpe.

Look at her and her tits go. Sigh. Oh look! there's my one and only friend. Gremlin! Gremlin walks over to me all the while keeping her hideous face down. I grab the rest of my stuff (A/N I shit you not I almost wrote shit instead of stuff. The restraint on this bitch) and meet Gremlin half way so she doesn't have to embarrass herself more by walking through the halls. Gremlin is almost as ugly as me. And I once watched a cat throw up when it saw my face. GASP. That guy that you didn't see walk by? that was Trent. He's the hottest guy in school and my one true love. I once wrote smut about the two of us and posted it on that shit stain called wattpad. I didn't get any reads, probably because the picture was one I took of him in the locker room through the vents. OMG, IS HE WAVING AT ME??!/!?!???1 I throw my hand up so fast it hits gremlin in the face, knocking her unconscious but I don't even notice cause I'm already waving like a complete idiot. little did I know, he was actually waving at someone who he knows exists.

Even though I know he noticed, I still hope that he didn't and put my earphones in and walk away. 20 minutes later I realize that I am both late for class and theres no music playing. Of course the latter is much more important, so I spend like 20 minutes choosing the perfect song and finally settle on Frank Sinatra because 1) the one thing the author couldn't do was give me a bad music taste, im sorry. 2) who tf doesn't like Frank Sinatra (if you don't you can fight me) and 3) if you want me to have a bad music taste just say Taylor swift or One Direction circa 2011 something idk.

Finally, when there were 10 minutes left in my class I started towards the room the class was in. When I got there I threw the door open like someone on a shitty telenovela just heard a gunshot and their husband who's secretly their brother and is also transgender and is also carrying someones baby and that baby's father is also their father scream. What I saw made me gasp like someone on a shitty telenovela just heard a gunshot and their husband who's secretly their brother and is also transgender and is also carrying someones baby and that baby's father is also their father just threw the door open to see their husband who is also their brother and is also transgender and is also carrying someones baby and that baby's father is also their father, holding a gun towards her fathers head who is also the father of her brother who is also her husband who is also transgender who is also carrying her fathers child who is also his father who is also on the ground dead and she just heard her husband who is also transgender and is also carrying her fathers baby call her father dad because that is actually his father too but no one knew until now.

it was Trent and briuvwruIHUW FUCKING. I ran out of there like someone on a shitty telenovela (A/N nah jk).