Previously on the last episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
Class: LET'S GET OUT
Nevan: RUNNN
Unfortunately, only some mutated species of humanity of the class are actually athletes...
Kenneth: HA SEE YA SUCKERS >flips middle finger<
Kenneth was the world's best athlete. He had brought his homeland many gold medals (and only gold) from the olympics, and he was considered the master of the ping pong.
Kenneth glides smoothly last everyone else, because he's like that.
The rest of the class ran normally, but there were a few people lagging behind...
Dylan: JOSH ADELINE HURRYY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Adeline: >coughs< I'm doing my best okay at least I'm not the last!!!
We all know who the last was.
Dylan: Umm honey there's literally Mr. Kim behind you RUN RUN RUN
Raphael: >up ahead< DON'T WORRY I KEPT THE YELLOW FORM GUN IN MY SPECIAL MAGIC PLACE
Raphael does a one eighty and shoots Mr. Kim straight between the eyes, causing him to fall on the ground.
Dylan: KEEP RUNNING
Raphael: Wait! If Mr. Kim was already an prehistoric raisin, would the gun even work on him?!?
Jonathan: Everyone STOP WE NEED TO TAKE NOTES
Raphael: WTH why would you do that?!? We're literally at the brink of death!
Jonathan: ...for science
The entire class reluctantly stops.
Mr. Kim's skin starts to decay quickly, and it soon left a pile of bones.
Mr. Kim's bones: Mr Stark, I don't feel so good..
Even then, the bones decayed a hundred times faster, leaving nothing but dust.
Dylan: I wonder where to go now...
Kenneth: >from afar<WHO CARES?!
Dylan: Anybody live nearby?
Keira: You😏?
Dylan: Don't seduce me...
Raphael turns around and looks out the window skeptically
Unknown: Going somewhere?
Raphael turns around and thought his eyes were tricking him.
Jonathan: Tim?
Tim.T: Thaz right. I came to avenge Mr Kim
Raphael: ¿Cómo te atreves a traicionar al Credo, viejo amigo? (How date you betray the Creed, old friend?)
Tim.T: Un poco de persuasión y dinero estuvieron involucrados. (A little persuasion and money were involved.)
Raphael: ¡Nos traicionaste, imbécil! (You betrayed us, you imbecile!)
Raphael charges violently at Tim, sword at chest level, when a felt Jonathan pull him and suggests an idea.
Jonathan: >whispers<
Raphael: I left it at home
Jonathan: Can you get it?
Raphael: I'm too lazy- I mean it is nearby, but no time
Dylan: Your house nearby?
Raphael: >lies< No...
Dylan: 😑
Raphael: It's a secret, nobody else must knows!!!
Keira: What, are you afraid of us storming your bachelor pad??
What did Jonathan whisper into Raphael's ear? Was it a confession of lov- I mean, why is Raphael so reluctant to lead his friends to his home? Did you get the Infinity War reference? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!
P.S: Half of the chapter was written by again, jmgjmgj350 while I wrote the first part of the chapter! Show him some love by clicking the vote button!
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