Perrie: I think it would be cool if we fuck.
Jade: What?
Perrie: Omfg! Sorry, my friend took my phone and pretended to be me....
Jade: Perrie, we're face to face right now and talking in person.
Perrie:
Perrie: I'm actually drunk right now
Jade: By drinking a bottled water?
Perrie: Damn! I should've known there's a cocaine in it
