Official Allysus Bible

Lauren 1

In the beginning was the Gay and the Gay was with Allysus

All things were made by her; and without her was not any thing made that was made.
In her was gay; and the gay was the light of men.

And the gay shineth in darkness
There was a homo sent from the heavens , whose name was Lauren
She cometh across allysus and said " my lord, make me gayer"

With that allysus summoned one of her children, Cable cord.

" cable cord, cometh here my queer" said allysus.
" my name's Camila, lord" said the girl.

" that's what I said, camel toe" replied allysus, " take a look into this homo's eyes" she instructed Camila.

" yes my lord" And she did what she was told.

" Im gayer, lord. You have fixed me like always"

" yes" replied allysus, "yes I did."