Last time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians..
Keira: What, are you afraid of us storming your bachelor pad?
Raphael: >whispers to Jonathan< We might have to use your plan..
Jonathan: WE'VE USED MINE SINCE P6 DAMNIT WHERE IS YOUR IMAGINATION?!? LOST AT THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE IS IT?!?
Raphael: I'll pay you back, I got money...
Tim.T: Quit the trash talk and hurry up, my wife expects me to come home early. She cooked for me!
Class: Wife? Since when did you have a wife?
Jonathan: Dude when the heck did you get a wife, you had like, the worst socializing skills I've ever known.
Tim. T: ...Das not true!
Raphael: Dude.
Jonathan: Dude.
Tim. T: Wat. :'(
Jonathan: Did you not remember that one time-?
Tim. T: ???
Tim. T: Haven't you heard? I am married to Lao Shi Wawa.
>The whole class falls down and laughs<
>Tim. T walks away in embarrassment<
Tim.T: >sobbing< Where did I go wrong to get to this point of my life?
Brian's voice: Hello from the other side.
Dylan: Whaaaa?
Brian's voice: Nothing.
Jonathan: That was unexpected. Although I was about to bribe him with games that also worked...
Raphael: Which part? Us embarrassing him or Brian's voice mysteriously appears?
Brian's voice: Goodbye.
Dylan: Bai!!
Dylan: >oh so casually< Nice seeing you :3
Dylan: Now, that's out of the way. I guess we go to Raphael's house until we find out our next move
Raphael: No.1, NOT my house. No.2, your next move
Dylan: HOUSE PARTY!!!!!
Raphael: Oh shei-
Chika: >sends death glare<
Keira: That reminds me, how the heck are we going to turn Chika back?? She's still a raisin, all she could do was literally being a raisin.
>Everyone looks at Josh.<
Josh: ...wat.
Adeline: You kept on saying how good you are at everything, fix your friend!
Josh: Wat?
Adeline: ...You're a useless piece of shie-
Chika: >activates Darth Vader mode<
Adeline: -of crap!
Dylan: Never mind just Earlene do it. She's good at almost everything :)
Earlene: Already working on it.
Why was Raphael so against the idea of a house party? Has he any dark secrets to hide?!? Why did Tim. T marry Lao Shi Wawa?! Did he have a brain injury?? Find out in the next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!
P.S: I should just hand over the entire book to jmgjmgj350 he deserves all the credit tbh
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