The Nash Bash

One day Madeline Was sitting all alone. She was sooo lonely she started to cry. I'm so lonely she thought. So she decided to go to her favorite website: Twitter, where she proceeded to retweet every Nash Grier tweet in known existence.

"Why can't I be Nash Grier?" She thought in solitude.

Suddenly, Madeline felt a warmth touch her, it's Nash!

"Hey babbey!" Nash squirts from his mouth hole.

"Holy MAGCON!" Madeline screamed. "It's really you!"

"In the flesh, babe!" Nash said in his ranch (borderline balsamic vinegar) voice.

"What are you doing here in my room?" Madeline asked.

"THIS!" Nash bellowed as he began to pull down his pants.

Madeline was so excited, then confused as Nash proceeded to squat.

"Nash what are you doing?!" Madeline screamed as he relieves himself all over her brand new white carpet.

And there it was. A lonely brown stain stared Madeline in the face as the putrid smell reached her nose.

"Do as I do. Spill your excrement onto the floor. Let your mother see and take the blame for both, if you want to live your fantasy!" Nash said.

Nash spun around soo fast that he disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

"Ok.." Madeline whispered, ready to live her destiny.

10 HOURS LATER...............................................................................................................................................................................

As Madeline sat grounded, taking the blame for both spots of human waste planted on the carpet, she cried. Why didn't her mother believe her that Nash made one of those "inhumane displays" that will forever documented on her new carpet.

Just when she thought all hope was lost, in came Nash!

"Ya readay babbbaayyyy?" Nash said.

Madeline was barley able to contain herself as Nash stripped down to his undies. Nash grabbed something out of his pocket.

It was... A PICKLED BELLY BUTTON!!!

Madeline looked confused at Nash and discovered something horrifying.

Nash's eyes slithered out of their sockets and started to crawl toward her slowly like inchworms.

"Eat the belly button while EYE watch you! Hahahaha!" He said, laughing at his pun.

Madeline screamed and pushed Nash out the window.

Madeline woke up.

"Ahh good. It was just a dream. She thought.

That's when Madeline looked to her left and saw the poop stains.

A single tear slowly found its way down her cheek.