guess who's back bitchlets

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egg, m@, and tom were watching exclusive porn on tv and then their house got fucking destroyed by torf and his army, 🅰d🅾lf 🅱itler and ajit piss

oh yeah and the gi🅰nt r🅾🅱🅾t

just before torf could kill egg and his bitchlets, torf saw the exclusive porn on tv and said "what the fuck this isn't hentai"

then tom bitch-slapped the gi🅰nt r🅾🅱🅾t and then it exploded, and everyone died the end

no wait fuck everyone lived
except m@'s favorite mirror
yeah that shit got smashed to pieces

and tord also died
i think
he said "fuck you" before dying but

maybe he's not dead ;)))

anyways WWIII ended and 🅰d🅾lf 🅱itler and ajit piss got sent to north korea and egg, m@, and tom continued watching that sweet exclusive porn ;)))))))
and they all fucked each other until m@ accidentally broke egg's dick off

tom called 911 on the microwave and they took egg to the hospital for surgery

a/n:
so hey i'm not dead
i actually have a new account, @lucidcocaine
but i rediscovered that i made this on my old account and i loved it a lot so i decided to bring it back to life
i'll continue to make more of these
ok bye

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