Eddsworld oneshots {ian writing ts nomore}

Pau x reader prt. 1 (slight lemon)

Pronouns are they/them in this

Pls forgive me if the characters are ooc, my memory isn't the best and this is the first Eddsworld related thing I've written since like 2019 so I'm going off appearance and the bits of things I remember ab Pau and Pat

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The sound of an alarm woke them, as they rose from their bed and ran a hand along their face. They wished they could sleep in; waking up at the crack of dawn was their least favorite part of being in the Red Army. With a sigh, (Name) stood, and scanned the room before finally trudging to the bathroom connected to their room, smiling at themselves in the mirror and turning on the shower, stripping themselves of their clothes, and stepping in, a wave of relaxation and bliss rippling through their bodies as they felt the hot water run through their hair and down their back.

After their shower, they dressed in uniform: a royal blue tailcoat over a red turtleneck sweatshirt and brown pants. They fixed their hair and slipped their shoes on at the door, making sure they had all that they needed packed in their bag: phone, charger, defense items (Butterfly knives, bear spray, etc.). they stepped outside of their room and waved at a passing soldier, earning a nod.

The day played out pretty normal for them; a raid on another army, training, then back to their room. However, when evening rolled around, they were called to the office of their Leader, to go over some recent data collected by them. After the conversation, they sighed in relief upon closing the door, glad it wasn't about something they'd done wrong. "What's with the sigh?" a voice asked, making (Name) jump. Next to them stood a soldier, with messy brown hair and a crushed cigarette butt between his lips, likely holding the thin paper between his teeth to keep it in place as he spoke. "Huh?... O-Oh, nothing sir," they responded. They were talking to one of the leader's right-hand men; Pau. He rolled his eyes. "Good, now get out of the way of the door." He said, and (Name) immediately went red with embarrassment, moving from the door with an apology. Truth be told; they had feelings for Pau, even seeing him in the hallways gave them butterflies. Though, the difference in their status, and the fact that they could only be professional around him, their feelings would have to go unspoken.

Pau smirked, watching as the poor soldier tried to hide the look of fear and light pink tint to their cheeks. "Hey. Wait," he said, making (Name) turn around and look at him. "Where's your room. You're acting suspiciously; I'm checking your room." (Name) froze. "...I can assure you, I'm not whatever you think I am; I'm loyal to the Red Army, sir." (Name) saluted, but that didn't stop Pau from walking closer to them. "I didn't ask about your loyalty. Your room. Now." he grunted, glaring at (Name). Fear struck them and immediately they began walking to their room. "Right this w-way," They muttered, their voice a bit quieter than before.

Once arriving at their room, Pau got right to work; checking inside their drawers and flipping through pages of books. Once he found nothing that gave away they were working for another army, he nodded. "Your room's clear." He said, looking at the bag they held in their hand. "What's in the bag?" he asked plainly. "Just my normal things. Things I take with me every day; self-defense items, my phone, and a charger. That's all." They said. Pau nodded. "I'll believe you. For now," (Name) relaxed. "Not before a pat-down. Turn around, and put your hands on the wall."

(Name) obeyed his commands, and turned their head to look at Pau, whose eyes traveled along their clothed body. He stepped toward them, placing his hands on their shoulders, sliding up their toned/slim arms, squeezing their bicep. They tensed, making Pau chuckle. "Hmph. You've got some muscle to you, I guess."

Nsfw stuff starts here lol

Pau moved down to their chest, his large hands squeezing every curve, making it harder for (Name) to resist him. He smirked, and slipped the tailcoat off of their shoulders, leaving the rest of their clothes on. "Hmmm... Nothing suspicious..." he muttered, commanding (Name) to turn around. As soon as the quiet soldier listened, his hands grabbed at their chest again, smirking as he leaned in to whisper to them. "You like that, don't you~?" he purred in their ear, making them go red and nod slowly, humming as well. He chuckled. "That's what I like to hear." Soon enough, (Name) found themselves stripped from their shirt, leaving them in their normal undershirt(/bra/whatever you prefer to wear under clothes), and a pair of brown eyes on them. "You're so shy... Let's fix that, baby."

(Name)'s breath was shaky, their heart beating rapidly as they felt Pau place kisses along their neck, and hands rub along their hips. "(Name), did I ever tell you that you're terrible at hiding things?" Pau teased, causing the said soldier to tilt their head in confusion. "Wh-what do you mean by that, sir?" They asked, making Pau laugh. "Well, you still seem to act surprised; as if you haven't thought about this moment time and time again," he said, pushing his hands underneath their underclothes, feeling their bare stomach and chest. "So," he breathed, leaning into their ear, and pushing against them. "How about you drop the innocent act, and start behaving like a real soldier, huh?" He said, smiling as his tongue slid along their neck, soft pants echoing through the room. (Name) looked to their bed, then back at Pau, and held his hand. "The bed is more comfortable," they said, moving out of his grasp and making their way to the bed, followed by the brown-haired male.

Pau sat on the bed, while (Name) straddled his waist, the two of them enveloped in a heated kiss, pressing against each other feverishly. They pulled away from one another only to take in short breaths. They were both too focused on kissing the other to care about what went on outside; luckily, it was the evening, and it was time for the soldiers to receive the final meal of the day. "We can skip dinner today, you'll be fine, you're tough, right?" Pau breathed, looking up at (Name), who nodded eagerly and dipped back down to kiss him again. Before either of them knew it, they were topless, their hands exploring their bodies; running their hands through each other's hair, sliding their hands along their stomachs; they were equally obsessed with one another. (Name) suddenly felt a shock wave of butterflies race through their stomach. They were on their bed, making out with the man they've been crushing on for months, maybe even a whole year. Pau felt the familiar tickle in his stomach as well; knowing how much he'd wanted (Name) for a while, he finally got what he wanted. Just thinking about the way they'd blush and smile at those who showered them with compliments. He wasn't going to lie; they deserved all the compliments they received: compliments on their looks, they were beautiful to him. Compliments on their skill in combat; they are extremely talented. He thought he'd never get a chance with them until the day he caught them staring during one of his group's exercises. The way their eyes traced his figure with amazement and need made him feel so valid, so attractive; so confident.

All that thinking about how badly they wanted him only made him needier for (Name)'s touch; to hear their voice bounce off the walls and fill the room. He placed two hands on their shoulders and pinned them to the bed, unbuckling his belt and taking the remaining of his clothes off, along with (Name)'s. He smirked at the soldier below him, a suddenly more demanding demeanor to him now. "Why don't you get yourself ready for me, sweetheart?"

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Got uncomfortable so use ur imagination lol

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-Mal